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UK NEWS: ALEXANDRA BURKE’S MOTHER BLASTS HER STAR DAUGHTER

Via The Sunday Mirror Alexandra Burke’s mum has launched a devastating attack on her superstar X Factor daughter just days before the release of her new {single. Bitter Melissa, whose own pop career flopped after she quit Soul II Soul in 1997, claims lucky Alex whose debut album went double platinum and whose hotly-tipped new single is out this month only won The X Factor because of her. Alex owes it all to me, says Melissa, who kicked out her daughter when []

VIDEO: TYRA BANKS PRETENDS TO HAVE RABIES

Tyra Banks thought it would be HILARIOUS to play a prank on her studio audience and pretends to have rabies in the footage below. I just cringed while watching this. It’s not a funny prank and she just looks ridiculous. Spotted @ The Punch Bowl Blog Stupid.

RIHANNA PERFORMS AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS / TEEN CHOICE ORGANISERS DESERVE A SLAP!

Singer Rihanna performed her latest hit Rude Boy, at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. I don’t understand why the organisers of this event would allow her to perform Rude Boy in front of a bunch of impressionable pre-teens. Have they not listened to lyrics? In the song Rihanna asks her lover if “it’s big enough”. Meaning is his penis big enough to satisfy her sexually, amongst other things…..  It’s just totally inappropriate. Rihanna has  allowed the industry to turn her in to a dirty reprobate and the organisers of this years Teen Choice Awards deserve []

UK NEWS: AKON SET TO HOST EVENING SHOW ON CAPITAL FM

The Guardian reports today that AKON will present a weekly Saturday evening show on 95.8  Capital FM. The singer will present his first show this Saturday between 7pm and 9pm. Click here to read more… Well.. well..well… I never saw this coming… Does anyone know why Capital’s top executives chose AKON? Enquiring minds would like to know….

RIHANNA LETS IT ALL HANG OUT FOR SEEDY GQ SPREAD

Who is in charge of advising Rihanna these day? I find the 21 year old’s sudden “transformation” since receiving two kicks and a box in that lambo back in February a little disturbing. She has turned in to Miss Dark Priestess/”rude gyal”, who now likes to pose topless and rubs her crotch area during performances. Look just put them away Rihanna. It’s just sad, desperate and actually quite seedy luv. Click here to view more pics.

GIFT OF THE DAY: THE EDIBLE ANUS

They cannot be serious…… Spotted @ C&D Testimonials “with such a unique gift idea & the great service you’ve shown, you can be sure I will be promoting the chocolate anus the world over!” Ana Matronic – Scissor Sisters ‘They’re fab – I want to get my hands on some more!’ Graham Norton – TV Presenter Click here to visit website There are no words…… LOL!!!!

UK NEWS: TRANSSEXUAL JESUS SPARKS PROTESTS

Via BBC News About 300 protesters held a candlelit protest outside a Glasgow theatre over the staging of a play which portrays Jesus as a transsexual. The protest was held outside the Tron Theatre, where Jesus Queen of Heaven, in which Christ is a man who wants to become a woman, is being staged. It is part of the Glasgay! arts festival, a celebration of Scotland’s gay, bi-sexual and transsexual culture. Festival organisers said it had not intended to incite or offend []

VIDEO: LIL KIM AND CYNDI LAUPER SING ‘TIME AFTER TIME’ AT NELSON MANDELA’S BIRTHDAY BASH

RAPPER Lil Kim and singer Cyndi Lauper both sang Cyndi’s classic 80s hit Time After Time, at Nelson Mandela’s 91st birthday bash concert in New York City this past weekend. I had to stop watching soon after Kim joined in. Was dueting with Lil Kim Cyndi’s idea??? I mean… WHY??????????????????? Poor Nelson. He flew all the way from South Africa and had to sit through that mess. It’s a disgrace! [Thanks Mishal]

BARACK THE BARBARIAN

Here’s US President Barack Obama as Barack the Barbarian in a new comic book. Chicago-based Devil’s Due Publishing will publish ‘Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli’ in June. It features the Democrat leader as the muscle-bound, loincloth-wearing president of ‘Kickassistan’. In the cartoon, he takes on his Nemesis, former Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who sports a cape made from wolf skin and her trademark glasses – and very little else. Obama will also feature in []

RAPPER COOLIO ARRESTED FOR CRACK POSSESSION

Another day…. another arrest…… According to TMZ, rapper Coolio  ( real name Artis Ivey, Jr) was arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport earlier today for crack cocaine possession. The rapper allegedly got into a scuffle with an airport screener after the illegal substance was allegedly found. He was reportedly planning to catch a Southwest Airlines flight headed to Tulsa, Okalahoma, for his performance.  (Source) First the former 90s rap superstar crashes to the ground after attempting to stage dive during a show here in the []