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ANIMAL RIGHTS ORGANISATION PETA SET TO LAUNCH PORN WEBSITE

Digital Spy reports that animal rights organisation PETA plan on launching a porn site. PETA spokesperson Ashley Byrne said, “We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people in our iconic ads we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment. “Our racier actions are sometimes a way to get people to sit up and pay attention to the plight of animals.” Oh for goodness sake PETA! Is this really necessary??? Porn and animals???  I don’t like the []

TWITTER RANT OF THE DAY – KOJO THE COMEDIAN

Only a stupid comedian with no jokes would go on stage & spend their whole set talking about how much money they make! — KOJO (@OfficialKojo) March 27, 2011 Why go on stage and spend your whole set bragging about the celebrities you think you know? Tell some bloody jakes!!! — KOJO (@OfficialKojo) March 27, 2011 When you get on TV it becomes harder as expectations grow! Concentrate on your craft rather than telling people how much your weave costs! — KOJO []

UK NEWS: CHANNEL 4 PLANNING DWARF REALITY SHOW

It’s been reported that Channel 4 executives who have clearly ran out of ideas, will air a “reality” show centered around seven dwarfs. The new show, which was filmed over the Christmas period, features seven actors appearing in a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs pantomime and living in the same house. A show insider told The Sun: ‘They were a great bunch of people, with a real sense of fun – but there are lots of tears, tantrums and breakdowns.’ As []

UK NEWS: MARK RONSON ADDED TO MOBO AWARDS 2010 LINE UP

It was announced today that producer/DJ Mark Ronson has now been added to the line up for the MOBO Awards 2010. Can somebody please tell me why the annoying, pretentious and over-rated Mark Ronson has been added to the line up? First the MOBO committee ignore the most successful UK “urban” act of 2010 Tinie Tempah and opt instead to draft in US rapper Nelly as the event’s headliner like we’re in the year 2002, and now this.   All I can do is laugh.   *I’ve been told that Nelly’s latest single Just A Dream has been certified platinum Stateside,  but I am having []

UPDATE: UK RANDOMNESS – RAPPER WILEY POSTS “SEXY” FOOTAGE ON YOUTUBE ( WHY???)

This has given me my biggest laugh of the day! UK artist Wiley who clearly has far too much time on his hands has decided to post some random video footage/shots of him and singer/songwriter Janiece Myers (never heard of the woman before until now). Wiley, with a visibly erect nipple can be seen “seductively” kissing Janiece  and then viewers are treated to a number of cheesy shots of the two losers lovers. And the use of that dreadful Nicki Minaj track… []

UK TV: KATIE PRICE PERFORMS ‘FREE TO LOVE AGAIN’ ON GMTV

Glamour model, reality TV star, “author” and now “singer”, Katie Price aka Jordan performed her new single Free To Love Again on GMTV yesterday and looked absolutely ridiculous. To quote fellow blogger Kaydine “She looks like a damn bird”. The woman can’t even lip-synch properly. I don’t know what the woman’s trying to prove but she needs to STOP NOW! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

KANYE WEST VISITS TUTANKHAMUN AND THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE PHARAOHS EXHIBITION LOOKING LIKE A FOOL

“Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs” exhibition is now featuring at the Discovery Times Square Exposition in New York, and rapper Kanye West decided to show and pose next to King Tut’s tomb wearing his Egyptian inspired jewellery, which according to Rhymes With Snitch  cost $300,000.00. Source He had to draw attention to himself somehow… Somebody should just snatch that foolishness off his neck and beat some sense in to his head. Big idiot!

UK TV: ITV FIRES FORMER FOOTBALLER / PUNDIT OVER WORLD CUP TICKETS

  Via Digital Spy  ITV has fired pundit Robbie Earle over the distribution of his family and friends World Cup tickets.  Following an investigation by the broadcaster, the former footballer – who has worked with ITV1 since 2001 – was found to have passed his ticket allocation to a third party. His actions breached governing body FIFA’s regulations.  In a statement, the channel said: “Immediate investigations indicated that a block of ITV tickets would appear to have been used for unauthorised purposes during []

UK EVENT: CANDY MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY – “FASHION SHOW”

While lurking over at Miss Lala Report I came across footage of the Candy Magazine launch party and “fashion show”, that took place on the 18th December 2009. All I want to know is who was responsible for organising this poor excuse of a fashion show, and did the designers Amor Lingerie steal their latest line (Sassy Ass Clothing) off a stall in Deptford market? I don’t mean to sound negative but WHY people?  If you’re going organise an event of this nature then at least do it properly! I’m not saying []