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TWEET OF THE DAY: ALAN SUGAR VERSES TULISA – LORD SUGAR IS ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE STREETS (Hahahaha)

Millionaire businessman and TV personality Sir Alan Sugar has made no secret of his dislike for N-Dubz star and X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos. Lord Sugar thinks the singer is a weak X-Factor judge and tweeted the show’s creator Simon Cowell several days ago telling him to fire Tulisa because she doesn’t know what she is talking about. Tulisa replied by calling him a miserable old man (words to that effect). Then today for some reason Tulisa got under Lord Sugar’s skin again and he tweeted the following: Next []

SONG AND VIDEO OF THE DAY: SEAN FURY – BI-RACIAL

Sean Fury doesn’t realise that he is a comedic genius. This is just bizarre. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *For those of you who don’t know what the American term ‘bi-racial’ means it’s a description used to describe someone who is of mixed race origin* [Thanks Simone] Bi-Racial is taken from Sean’s album titled ‘Ladies Of Color’ Your thoughts please……

ADIDAS SET TO RELEASE NEW “SLAVEWEAR” TRAINERS IN AUGUST

Mad News reader Nemat brought these ridiculous new trainers to my attention a week ago but I just kept thinking this has to be a hoax. No way would sports giant Adidas release this cheap, tacky, ugly and some will say controversial shoe. Boy was I wrong. The Adidas JS Roundhouse Mids will be available to buy in August which has caused outrage. Some have likened the orange “bracelets” to the shackles worn by black slaves in 19th Century America and have branded them “slavewear”. All I can []

UK ANTICS: TWEET OF THE DAY – ‘RESPECT TO THE BLACK MEN’…

All you black men that breeded white women in the early 90s I thank you cos you provided me with a bunch of lighties to lust over, respect — Joey Merlino (@Jay_SaidIt) June 9, 2012 Due to him being young, black, male and British I actually doubt that this was tweeted in jest. But it made me laugh. I've been in a relationship with a girl from the 3 major races at some point in my life, race is a calm thing []

UK NEWS/PICS: THE “STARS” COME OUT FOR THE FIFI AWARDS 2012 (LONDON)

Last night the D-list going straight down to the Z-list all attended the Fifi Awards. What an earth are the Fifi Awards I hear you all cry. Well according to their website they are the ‘Oscar’s of the fragrance industry’. Kim Kardashian who is in town with her dead behind the eyes boyfriend Kanye West also attended the shindig. The world’s number 1 parasite and opportunist was nominated for ‘Best New Celebrity Fragrance’ and spent the evening promoting dirty bath water in a fancy bottle but sadly lost out to Justin Bieber. []

HARDCORE GAY PORNOGRAPHY BROADCAST DURING MORNING NEWSCAST

According to the The Hollywood Reporter gay pornography was accidentally broadcast during a Canadian morning newscast. A Hamilton, Ontario-based TV station CHCH Television apologized Friday to shocked viewers after its local morning newscast was interrupted by roughly three minutes of hardcore gay pornography. A red-faced CHCH news director Mike Katrycz said the offending porn originated at a local cable company, which inadvertently inserted the wrong programming after repairing some cut cable lines. “In the splicing together, unfortunately, some inappropriate content went to air”. Click HERE []

UK ANTICS: RAPPERS CHIPMUNK AND WRETCH 32 “FLASH THE CASH” DURING JUMP OFF BOOTY SHAKING COMPETITION

Chipmunk and Wretch 32 pretended they were Lil Wayne and Rick Ross on Monday night while hanging out at the popular Jump Off event in London. The pair decided to literally ‘shower’ young women with money (fifty pound notes)  who were taking part in the booty shaking competition. [Thanks L] It does my heart good to see Wretch and Chipmunk investing their royalties wisely especially during these financially difficult times.

BLOGGER TELLS DARK SKINNED BLACK WOMEN TO ‘LIGHTEN UP LADIES’

22-year-old UK blogger Keith aka Mr Exposed has become quite the “controversial” figure on Twitter over the past couple of weeks thanks to his anti-dark skinned women tweets  (Apparently all tweeted in jest). Here are a few examples, A Lighty Can Set Me Up Any day, l’ll Forgive Her. I Dare A Dark Ting To Try, I’ll Get Her Pitched If I Was Captain Of The Titanic, We’d Let Lighties On The Life Boats 1st, Dark Skin Girls Get On After Men []

UK NEWS: METROPOLITAN POLICE SHUT DOWN OFFICIAL MIXTAPE AWARDS CEREMONY

The third annual Official Mixtape Awards  has been shut down by the Metropolitan Police. Organisers of the popular event tweeted, http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187871203027980288 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187871455021768704 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187871729601880064 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187879349700145152 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187879507821211648 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187873389111812096 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialOMAs/status/187881918304497664 Hello ppl should we reschedule or just announce the winners on line ? WHO WANTS A AWARD CEREMONY!… OMA's IS HERE STAY… — Mixtape Awards (@OfficialOMAs) April 5, 2012 The Metropolitan Police actually said ‘everyone in each category is a criminal and they shoot people’.  Folllowed by they are ‘acting on information they were given’. Did one of their police dogs bark that “information” to them? []