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FUNNIEST “ADVICE” OF THE DAY: RELATIONSHIP COACH HAS SOME ADVICE FOR SINGLE BLACK WOMEN…..

Self proclaimed relationship, dating and lifestyle coach Des O’Connor who has been accused of lacking the qualifications to coach anyone apparently once claimed that the best way for black women to meet good black men is to… “Sit by the toilets in a night club if you want to find a good black man”  www.desoconnors.com [Thank Nessa] *Still crying with laughter* Your thoughts please…..

SAD NEWS OF THE DAY: KATIE PRICE CROWNED ‘CELEBRITY MUM OF THE YEAR’

Last year’s winner Stacey Solomon was out of the running this year for the POINTLESS ‘Celebrity Mum Of The Year’ title after she was caught smoking while heavily pregnant, so in the end who do they choose? The always publicity seeking Katie Price. Via The Sun Newspaper GLAMOUR girl and Sun columnist Katie Price has been named Celebrity Mum of the  Year for the second time. The doting mother of Harvey, nine, Junior, six and five-year-old Princess beat  off stiff competition from celebrity matriarchs Holly Willoughby, Victoria  []

TWEET OF THE DAY: MC HARVEY

So Solid Crew star MC Harvey who was recently in the tabloids for this MESS which then later turned in to an embarrassing farce wants us all to know that…. People like me don't write books. We're written about. — Harvey (@Harveyofficial) March 8, 2012 *BLANK STARE*

UK NEWS: SINGER ALEXANDRA BURKE AND FOOTBALLER JERMAIN DEFOE DATING?

Tabloid rag The Sun reports that singer Alexandra Burke and footballer Jermain Defoe are now a couple. Last night staff spotted the couple at the Landmark Hotel in North London, stepping out hand-in-hand as they went on one of their first public dates. Jermain, 29, had tweeted earlier: “On route to @ozboateng to collect my suit for the Nelson Mandela Children’s Fund Gala Dinner this eve.” A Spurs source said the star was “buzzing” about his new relationship with Alexandra. The source []

UK ANTICS : WIN A DINNER DATE AT NANDOS WITH CHOICE FM HOST / COMEDIAN KOJO

Live Magazine is giving away the OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME!!!  You and some friends can win a chicken meal at Nandos with Choice Breakfast Show host and Britain’s number 1 “URBAN” comedian Kojo. Click HERE to visit the Live Magazine Facebook page for more details. This is truly hilarious. When it was suggested that  it would be a good idea to set up a competition where the prize is a free dinner at Nandos with Kojo didn’t anyone in the room say ‘nah []

LOL OF THE DAY: BEYONCE’S REP CLAIMS “WORLD EXCLUSIVE FIRST INTERVIEW” SINCE GIVING BIRTH IS FAKE

On Monday an interview posted online claiming to be Beyonce’s first interview since giving birth to Blue Ivy was the day’s big story in the world of entertainment. But a spokesperson for Beyonce has since told Access Hollywood that the interview was “completely made up”. However the UK editor of the Star who billed it as being Beyonce’s “world exclusive first interview” told the news site, “It is not made up or fictitious at all. “We bought the interview from a reporter in the U.S. who conducted the interview with Beyonce before the []

SINGER ROBIN THICKE SAYS THERE ARE GOOD BLACK MEN OUT THERE AND ADVISES BLACK WOMEN ‘TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF THEIR MEN’

When this Essence interview featuring blue-eyed soul singer Robin Thicke was brought to my attention earlier today (thanks Pinboard) I laughed out loud in the street. Robin is married to actress Paula Patton and because of this union Essence thought it would be a good idea to ask him the following question… ESSENCE: The media often tells Black women that they’re better off dating White guys. What’s your response to that? THICKE: I think that’s ridiculous. There are so many good Black men []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE AND TAIO CRUZ ‘FALLING IN LOVE’ (HAHAHAHA)

According to the often laughable Daily Mail, fired X-Factor judge/”singer” Cheryl Cole and producer/singer Taio Cruz  are “falling in love”. Taio is apparently working on washed up Chezza’s new album and the two are now really close. Click HERE to read more…..  Cheryl’s PR team has run out of top male US Hip Hop/R&B acts to link the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogboka to, so they are now reduced to romantically linking her to Taio Cruz, in a bid to generate some much-needed media coverage. Hahahaha! It’s hilarious. So sad. So []

UK NEWS: LETHAL B AND EMMANUEL FRIMPONG RELEASE ‘DENCH’ T-SHIRTS

….. [Thanks Lorraine] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What does “DENCH” even mean??? I think it’s time Lethal coined himself a new ‘word’. Anyway I wish Lethal and Arsenal player Emmanuel (I only just realised who he is) the best of luck with this venture. I’m sure these ‘DENCH’ T-Shirts will sell out in minutes once they hit Rye Lane, Peckham. Your thoughts please…..

UK MUSIC: EAST LONDON’S FINEST – ROB DEM (HIT OR MISS?)

Yesterday morning I came across “up and coming” UK artist Rob Dem via Twitter and judging by our rather brief conversation the man clearly has issues. I responded to a tweet that somebody sent directly to me, and then up popped “singer” Rob Dem aka @BowEThree with this random remark, @BowEThree: @emilyyheartbeat ignor @madnewsblog she just wants 2B famous! Look at her! Shes a ugly black fool! & When I see her on road its a problem! And then went on to abuse some of my other black female followers, calling them “fat []