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UK TV: N-DUBZ STAR DAPPY ADMITS TO LYING TO THE POLICE

  “Talented” super group N-Dubz will soon feature in their own Channel 4 documentary,  Being N-Dubz, and in the soon to be aired doc “role model” Dabby (real name Dino Contostavlos) reveals that he routinely gives the wrong information to police whenever he is stopped and searched.  “Up to this day we still give the wrong name and address,”  Why would you admit that on television?  He is going to single-handedly destroy that group with his worthless shenanigans and reckless talk. The man is a BORN IDIOT! []

UK TV: ITV FIRES FORMER FOOTBALLER / PUNDIT OVER WORLD CUP TICKETS

  Via Digital Spy  ITV has fired pundit Robbie Earle over the distribution of his family and friends World Cup tickets.  Following an investigation by the broadcaster, the former footballer – who has worked with ITV1 since 2001 – was found to have passed his ticket allocation to a third party. His actions breached governing body FIFA’s regulations.  In a statement, the channel said: “Immediate investigations indicated that a block of ITV tickets would appear to have been used for unauthorised purposes during []

UK NEWS: RAPPER TINCHY STRYDER FLIES OUT TO SOUTH AFRICA TO ‘CHEER UP’ THE ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD

The Daily Mirror reports that rapper Tinchy Stryder has flown out to South Africa to cheer the England team up after Saturday’s lacklustre performance against the USA. A “source” disclosed, Since Saturday’s game, the lads have not been in the greatest of spirits and they all needed something to lift them up. Tinchy met some of the players briefly, which was the perfect tonic. “He dedicated his song Number 1 to Rob Green which went down a treat. It put a smile back []

“CONTROVERSIAL” VUVUZELA FACES WORLD CUP BAN AFTER PLAYERS, FANS AND BROADCASTERS COMPLAIN OF NOISE

Via The Mail The controversial vuvuzela horns could be banned from World Cup following thousands of complaints from fans, broadcasters and the players. South Africa’s World Cup organising chief Danny Jordaan revealed his officials had been swamped by protests about the ear-bursting horns being blown during matches. Mr Jordaan told BBC Sport the vuvuzela would be banned ‘if there are grounds to do so’. Continue Reading…. When England eventually get knocked out of the tournament I bet they blame it on the vuvuzela, []

DIDDY BACKS ‘UK HIP HOP INVASION’

The BBC News website reports that Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka Puff aka P Diddy aka Diddy aka Papa Diddy Pop, has expressed admiration for today’s ‘UK Hip Hop scene’.   The star believes that British Hip Hop is “on the verge of breaking into the US charts”, and added,   “I’ve always been abreast and respected the UK Hip-Hop scene and I look forward to great things,”   (saying this in a broad Jamaican accent) –  STOP LIE!!!!!   But I would love to know the names of []

MAN FORCED TO MARRY COW FAINTS AT WEDDING

18-year-old Ngurah Alit was forced to marry a cow after he was spotted naked standing behind the animal, in a Bali paddy field. Alit claimed the cow was a young and beautiful woman and that she had seduced him with flattering comments. Detik.com reports that the teenager was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the village of  the beastility, but passed out during the ‘ceremony’. The cow was then drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual, and Alit was []

UK MUSIC: FRIXION FEATURING FDM – ‘AFRAID’

New group Frixion have teamed up with FDM (aka Fun*dmental) on their debut single Afraid. I really like this song and it’s good to see FDM back on the scene. It’s strange this is Frixion’s debut single but FDM almost steal the show. But the groups do sound good together and I think Afraid will go on to become a hit single. Release Date: July 26th Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

NELSON MANDELA’S 13 YEAR OLD GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER KILLED IN CAR CRASH

Nelson Mandela’s great-granddaughter Zenani Mandela was killed in a car crash yesterday. The 13 year old was on the way home from the World Cup kick off concert when the accident happened. Johannesburg Metro police spokeswoman Edna Mamonyane disclosed that the driver of the car had been arrested and charged with drunk driving. A spokesperson from The Nelson Mandela Foundation said in a statement that, Nelson Mandela would not attend Friday’s World Cup opening ceremony and game in Johannesburg. Mandela and his []