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Janice aka Miss Mad News

CROOKED HAIRLINE TAUNTS UPSET SINGER JOHN LEGEND

Rhymes With Snitch reports that after John Legend’s crooked hairline became a trending topic on Twitter, after his appearance on the BET Awards this past weekend, the star angrily reached for his Blackberry and tweeted this… John sounds VEX!!!! “I’ve been famous for six years now” Ha ha ha! And… oh yeah.. his hairline is crooked. I never noticed before now.

WIGS AND WEAVES WILL DESTROY A HAIRLINE

Naomi Campbell was recently photographed during a fashion shoot in New York and I am annoyed with her. She should know better by now! Look at what happens to your hairline when you insist on wearing wigs and weaves all the time…. Source Naomi give your scalp the chance to BREATHE! [Thanks Yinka]

UK NEWS/FOOLISHNESS OF THE DAY: 50 CENT WANTS TO HELP CHERYL COLE BREAK IN TO ACTING

The trashy Daily Star reports that rapper/actor 50 Cent wants to help the “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole break… wait for it…. wait for it….. HOLLYWOOD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Fiddy has allegedly said that he’ll broker a meeting between Cheryl and wait for it… wait for it……  ROBERT DE NIRO, to help the convicted batterer of toilet a nightclub attendant to break into acting. I would love to get Cheryl involved in the movies. She []

GERMANY KNOCK ENGLAND OUT OF THE WORLD CUP

Weeks before the World Cup kicked off in South Africa, a visitor to the site accused me of being negative when I said that the England team didn’t stand a chance of winning the tournament. Well guess what folks –  IT’S A WRAP! Germany destroyed England’s “chances” of going home with the World Cup today in a highly controversial match. Germany went on to easily win 4-1 after an encounter in which a wrongly disallowed goal had prevented England completing a comeback []

VIDEO: R.KELLY TALKS ABOUT HIS SOUTH AFRICAN FANS

The Pied Piper of R&B R.Kelly has been in South Africa since the start of the World Cup, and in the interview below the star talks about the love and adulation he receives from his fans out in South Africa. Conducting interviews wearing dark shades IN SIDE just looks ridiculous. When will these artists learn??? Anyway there is definitely something different about old Kellz…..

UK NEWS: NEWSREADER JON SNOW MARRIES 35 YEAR OLD ZIMBABWE BORN ACADEMIC

It has been revealed that Channel 4 newsreader Jon Snow (62) has married Zimbabwe born academic Precious Lunga (35). Photographs via The Daily Mail website. Click HERE to read all about it. Some people can be so cruel! A gentleman posted this comment on The Daily Mail website. I have huge respect for John Snow, a very intelligent and talented man! He obviously didn’t go for looks here did he? He deserves better but they say love is blind and it so []

UK NEWS: FORMER BOXER CHRIS EUBANK SET TO UNVEIL NEW CLOTHING LINE

   The Red Pages reports that former boxer/”eccentric” Chris Eubank is set to unveil his own clothing line.   Via The Red Pages   Retired boxer Chris Eubank has teamed up with ex-brokers-turned-bespoke tailors, James Sleater and Ian Meieres of the Cad & The Dandy to launch his first clothing range. The collection, to be sold exclusively at the London store, includes ‘jodhousers’, a combination of jodhpur and suit trousers, as well as a frock coat. Chris, who is also the brand ambassador for the company, joins founders []