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Janice aka Miss Mad News

NELSON MANDELA’S 13 YEAR OLD GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER KILLED IN CAR CRASH

June 11, 2010

Nelson Mandela’s great-granddaughter Zenani Mandela was killed in a car crash yesterday. The 13 year old was on the way home from the World Cup kick off concert when the accident happened. Johannesburg Metro police spokeswoman Edna Mamonyane disclosed that the driver of the car had been arrested and charged with drunk driving. A spokesperson from The Nelson Mandela Foundation said in a statement that, Nelson Mandela would not attend Friday’s World Cup opening ceremony and game in Johannesburg. Mandela and his […]

QUOTE OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE

June 10, 2010

Footballer Jermain Defoe is a clown! I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn’t going out. No way. She’s staying at home. She’s not going out to clubs without me. I’ve already decided the rules, whoever she is. [The Sunday Mirror Magazine – Celebs On Sunday] Click HERE to read the full interview. I wonder if Jermain was actually being serious when he said this…. Then again it might explain why none of his ‘relationships’ stand the test of time, […]

UK MUSIC: CARAMEL – ‘NO CHICKEN’

June 10, 2010

Hailing from South London Comedians  KG & Marston who brought us Shadrack & The Mandem, are back with hilarious new creation Caramel. Caramel, London’s R&B duo. Faison, and Dajuan. London’s best R&B group, who have sold over 2 million records, worldwide. Music produced by Tripleseven Music. Lemonade Money Records. Finally some current British comedians who are genuinely funny! [Thanks Karlito]

UK MUSIC: ORIE – ‘ZONIN’ / ‘FLY WITH ME’

June 9, 2010

UK artist Orie has just released the videos to his  singles  Zonin and Fly With Me. Check it out below. The intro goes on for too long and the vocals sound slightly off-key and shaky, but perhaps this was done deliberately for effect??? However this is the type of dance track that will probably get some air play in other parts of Europe. The video –  I don’t really understand it, but that’s one interesting looking blond chick. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss? Your […]

GLAMOUR MAGAZINE AWARDS 2010 – THE WINNERS LIST

June 9, 2010

Last night (June 8th) Glamour Magazine held their pointless awards ceremony in London, and I thought I would share the hilarious winners list with you all. *Note: Glamour editorial staff claim that their readers voted for the winners below*. Via Punchbowl Blog 2010 Glamour Awards! Radio Personality of the Year – Fearne Cotton  – They cannot be serious. UK TV Actress of the Year – Billie Piper – Glamour staff members obviously don’t watch good television. Accessory Designer of the Year – Emma Hill – Never heard of […]

UK MUSIC NEWS: TINCHY STRYDER SIGNS DEAL WITH JAY-Z

June 9, 2010

PunchBowl Blog reports that rapper Tinchy Stryder has signed a deal with the “mighty J-Hova” himself Jay-Z. Via Punchbowl Blog Tinchy hinted on his Twitter that he was to meet the hip hop mogul at his show in Manchester on Monday night, and after finally meeting him for the first time, it has been confirmed the two have signed a big-bucks deal. Jay-Z’s “Roc Nation” has signed Tinchy’s management company in it’s first European venture. The new leg of the company will be […]

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE VOTED ‘WOMAN OF THE YEAR’ (PURE BS!)

June 9, 2010

 Source Glamour Magazine crowned the “nations sweetheart” / “saint” Cheryl Cole, “Woman Of The Year” at their annual awards ceremony last night (June 8th) in London. Now what EXACTLY has this fraud done to deserve such an accolade??? Can anyone answer that question??? Perhaps Glamour Magazine readers can answer that questions, seeing as they ‘allegedly’ voted for her. What next? An MBE for services to battered nightclub attendants? Glamour Magazine you’re a JOKE! Also this morning, breakfast show GMTV made a point of drumming home the fact that this […]