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FRIDAY LAUGHS / UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE ‘TURNS TO GOD’

According to that tabloid rag The Sun convicted batterer of a nightclub toilet attendant Cheryl Cole has “turned to God”. A “source” from the “nations sweetheart’s” PR team told the newspaper, “Cheryl has awakened her spiritual side. She has been tapping into higher powers for answers and guidance. “She’s been doing some deep thinking – especially after malaria. Christianity is closest to her, but she’s open to other religious influences.” The  Sun also went on to add, Cheryl, 27, had a semi-religious upbringing []

UK MUSIC NEWS: LABRINTH ‘PRAISES’ X-FACTOR’S CHER LLOYD

Singer/producer Labrinth has apparently told tabloid rag The Sun that he would “love to work” with over-rated/ridiculous X-Factor contestant Cher Lloyd. The star said, “Cher’s incredible. I love her vibe. She knows who she is and she’s fresh, she’s very cool.” I’d definitely like to work with her. It would be great to get her in the studio.” Digital Spy also reports that a show insider disclosed, “Labrinth – and Simon – know that Cher is bang smack in the centre of what the []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE ‘BEING CHASED’ BY US SINGER TREY SONGZ

According to The Daily Mirror the latest US R&B star to declare that he has ‘the hots’ for the “nations sweetheart” Cheryl Cole is Trey Songz. Via The Daily Mirror Cheryl Cole is not short of admirers – another hunky American is after her. This one is Trey Songz, whose last single claimed I Invented Sex. Oo-er. A source close to Trey, who plays at the Indigo 02 tonight on his first ever UK tour, says: “He is hot for Chez. He’s []

UK NEWS: BBC TO “REBRAND” 1XTRA

  Via Digital Spy The BBC’s digital radio station 1Xtra will reportedly drop its “Love Black Music, Love 1Xtra” slogan as part of a rebranding exercise to bring it closer to parent network Radio 1. According to The Guardian, the rebrand will see 1Xtra adopt two new straplines – “Xtra RnB” and “Xtra Hip Hop” – to better indicate it as Radio 1’s urban music spin-off. The station will also get a new logo blending the two station’s branding. The rebranding of 1Xtra is part of the []

UK NEWS: FORMER SINGER SINITTA SAYS SHE’S ‘PRAYING FOR CHERYL COLE’

  And the nation still continues to pour sympathy over poor Cheryl Cole, including has been pop star turned “TV personality” Sinitta.  Via Digital Spy  Sinitta has admitted that she is praying for Cheryl Cole following the breakdown of her marriage.  The ’80s pop singer, who appears alongside Cole on The X Factor, also revealed that she had been in touch with the Girls Aloud star to offer her support.  “It’s sad for Cheryl at the moment. I’m praying for her. It’s []

UK NEWS: ASHLEY COLE’S FATHER CRAWLS OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND SELLS OUT SON BY TALKING TO THE NEWS OF THE WORLD

The sea of sympathy that is currently washing over the “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole is hysterical! The News Of The World  “proudly” reported this morning that her footballer husband Ashley Cole has allegedly cheated on her with a fifth woman.  Click HERE to read all about it. A footballer who earns millions of pounds cheating on his wife?  Can you believe it??? I AM SHOCKED! Anyway as well as publishing  photographs of a “traumatized”, “sad and devastated” Cheryl (Click HERE to view the hilarity), the News Of The World has []

JAY-Z SELLS OUT ALEXANDRA PALACE IN “15 SECONDS” – (ACCORDING TO LIVE NATION)

Live Nation and Roc Nation announced this morning that tickets for Jay-Z’s up and coming show at London’s Alexandra Palace sold out in “15 seconds”. Via Live Nation Live Nation and Roc Nation are delighted to announce that JAY-Z ‘s show at Alexandra Palace in London on Wednesday 4th November, has SOLD OUT this morning in an amazing record breaking 15 seconds. This marks his second record sell out show in London in a matter of weeks. I don’t doubt that the tickets sold out relatively quickly but in []

MADONNA AND GUY RITCHE PAINTING UP FOR SALE

When I first caught sight of this creepiness today I burst out laughing on the train. You can literally pass any old crap off as “art” these days. The oil painting which depicts Madonna in the nude with her former husband Guy Ritchie, is the work of “acclaimed”  Scottish artist Peter Howson. Worryingly,  Howson seems to spend most of his time producing portraits of Madonna in a state of undress. His latest work (above) is expected to fetch up to £22,000 when it goes on sale on Saturday. Howson clearly []