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MEL GIBSON’S ‘RACIST RANT CAUGHT ON TAPE’

Source Radaronline.com has  published excerpts of an audiotape of actor/director Mel Gibson verbally abusing his former lover/mother of his youngest child  Oksana Grigorieva. The website claims that the star can be heard telling Grigorieva that the way she is dressed made her look like a “pig in heat”, followed by “if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault”. He also threatens to burn her house down. Click HERE to read more. ……………………………………………………………… Oh dear Mel. First []

SUSPECTED DRUG LORD’S DISGUISE WHILE ON THE RUN

It was reported earlier this week that Jamaican police had arrested suspected  drug lord turned fugitive Christopher ‘Dudus’ Coke. In an attempt to avoid extradition to the US to face gun and drug trafficking charges, Coke has been hiding out in Kingston for months now, and according to The Daily Mirror this was the disguise he used… Ha ha ha ha! *shaking my head*  [Thanks Mikey]

CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S COMEBACK ALBUM DEBUT SALES DISAPPOINT

It’s been reported that Christina Aguilera’s comeback album sales where the lowest of her career to date. According to the Hits Daily Double website Bionic has only sold 111,838 copies in it’s first week. Christina also recently cancelled her 20-date summer tour. ……………………………. Mary J Blige predicted that this would happen! Several years ago BBC radio personality Trevor Nelson interviewed Mary and she let it be known (on television) that she was not a Christina Aguilera fan. Mary told Trevor that Britney Spears would come out on top in the long []

MAN FORCED TO MARRY COW FAINTS AT WEDDING

18-year-old Ngurah Alit was forced to marry a cow after he was spotted naked standing behind the animal, in a Bali paddy field. Alit claimed the cow was a young and beautiful woman and that she had seduced him with flattering comments. Detik.com reports that the teenager was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the village of  the beastility, but passed out during the ‘ceremony’. The cow was then drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual, and Alit was []

UK NEWS: DANNY DYER’S LATEST FILM ‘PIMP’ BOMBS

Yahoo! reports that ‘actor’ Danny Dyer’s new film Pimp has bombed at the cinema. According to the website, Pimp only grossed a measly £205.00 during it’s opening weekend, and only 24 people went to see the film. Oh dear… I blame film critic Mark Kermode who totally DESTROYED Danny and the film in his review. Here is a reminder. Too funny….

PLAYBOY MODEL JAILED OVER CHILD SEX CHARGES

Via The Metro The 27-year-old Hungarian star, real name Brigitta Kocsis, was remanded in custody after Italian judges saw videos of goggle-eyed teenagers ‘touching her intimately’ during the performance in Perugia – which the boys had uploaded to Facebook. ‘I think the judge is just biased against sexy women,’ fumed her lawyer. ‘Brigitta was just doing her job – dancing. But she has to stay behind bars. She has no criminal record, whereas the owner of the disco, who employed her and let []

UK NEWS: TEACHER ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING PUPIL WITH A TUBE OF PRITT STICK GLUE

Via The Mail An art teacher accused of hurting a badly behaved pupil with a tube of glue began a £10,000-a-day trial today over the ‘relatively minor injury’. Lynda May is accused of slamming a Pritt Stick on to the 12-year-old’s desk and catching his thumb after he lost his temper. The 54-year-old retaliated after the special needs pupil struck the desk with his hand when glue was getting stuck to his fingers – hitting May’s wrist, the court heard. May then []

CHRIS BROWN STORMS OUT OF RADIO INTERVIEW

Rhymes With Snitch reports that Chris Brown stormed out of a radio interview yesterday. The singer was there to promote his Haiti Benefit concert,  but it all went down hill after he asked the DJ why they didn’t play his music. “Why am I even here?” Erm.. I thought he was there to help promote his “Hati Benefit Concert”. Oh dear Chris….

UK NEWS: BBC UNDER PREASURE TO FIRE DJ TIM WESTWOOD AFTER HE ENCOURAGES DRUG USE AT FESTIVAL

Via The Mail The BBC was facing calls yesterday to sack a DJ who was filmed encouraging fans to take drugs as a rave festival. Controversial Radio 1 presenter Tim Westwood, who was earlier this month unveiled by the corporation as the face of a new charity scheme, was filmed goading a crowd with a slew of four-letter expletives whilst DJing at the event last weekend. The footage shows the 52-year-old on stage shouting over the audience: ‘Are you ready to party []