madness

UK NEWS: PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALLER ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED SISTER IN ROW OVER HER MIXED-RACE BOYFRIEND

  Via The Daily Mail  Premier League footballer Calum Davenport called his pregnant sister a ‘whore’ and a ‘form of cancer’ before headbutting her and biting her face, a court heard today.  Davenport, a former West Ham defender, launched the ferocious attack on his sister Cara after she fell pregnant to her mixed-race boyfriend, Luton Crown Court in Bedfordshire heard.  Prosecutor Beverley Cripps said Miss Whitehurst, 29, was asleep in the house along with her four-year-old mixed race son, Calum Junior, when Davenport []

UK NEWS: EMERGENCY CALL OPERATORS PLAGUED BY NUISANCE 999 ‘RAPPER’

Manchester police are hunting a nuisance 999 caller who chants, sings, raps, preaches and plays loud music to emergency call operators. Via Sky News He has made 700 calls in the last three months alone and it is costing the force £1,000 a month to handle them. More than 60 SIM cards have been blocked by police but the rapper continues to acquire unregistered phones to continue his verbal outbursts. Officers are concerned that the man, who has a Jamaican accent, is []

MAN FORCED TO MARRY COW FAINTS AT WEDDING

18-year-old Ngurah Alit was forced to marry a cow after he was spotted naked standing behind the animal, in a Bali paddy field. Alit claimed the cow was a young and beautiful woman and that she had seduced him with flattering comments. Detik.com reports that the teenager was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the village of  the beastility, but passed out during the ‘ceremony’. The cow was then drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual, and Alit was []

UK NEWS: BLOGGER FINED AND FIRED AFTER AIRPORT BOMB POST ON TWITTER

Via The Metro A blogger who posted a message on Twitter joking about how he would blow an airport ‘sky high’ was found guilty yesterday of sending a menacing electronic communication. Paul Chambers, 26, said he sent the tweet to 600 ‘followers’ in frustration after Robin Hood airport in South Yorkshire, where he was due to fly from, was shut by snow in January. But a judge ruled the message was ‘of a menacing nature in the context of the times in []

UK ELECTIONS: A HUNG PARLIAMENT

Via BBC News No party has been able to secure an outright majority in the House of Commons and there will now be a frantic period of negotiation to decide the shape of the next government. The situation is described as a hung parliament, with no single party having enough MPs – 326 – to win parliamentary votes without the support of members of other parties. Which party is in a position to form the next government will become clear in the []

GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDSON IN LOVE AND HAVING A BABY

Via The Sun A 72-YEAR-OLD granny is having an incestuous affair with her own GRANDSON — and the pair are set to have a BABY. Grey-haired Pearl Carter has shocked family and friends after beginning a bizarre relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey. Pearl, from Indiana, US, is now using her pension to pay $54,000 (£35,000) to a surrogate mother so they can have a child, say reports in New Idea magazine in New Zealand. Pearl said: “I’m not interested in []

UK NEWS: GRIME DAILY SHOOTING UPDATE: ACCORDING TO THE SUN NEWSPAPER MODEL / PRESENTER WAS TARGET

Yes according to that tabloid rag The Sun model, TV presenter and I quote “TV rap girl” Donatella Panayiotou, 26, was the main target when gunmen walked in to The Grime Daily 1st anniversary party this past weekend and sprayed the place with bullets. Via The Sun A MODEL and TV presenter narrowly cheated death when a machine-gun nut shot three revellers at a rap gig she organised. “It” girl Donatella Panayiotou, 26, was near the DJ booth when the maniac opened fire. Donatella – []

UK NEWS: GRIME DAILY ISSUES STATEMENT

Grime Daily has issued a statement addressing the shooting that took place this past weekend at their 1st anniversary party. In regards to the incident  on Saturday 10th April 2010. For those who attended; although we are grateful that you chose to celebrate our anniversary with us, we also regret that you were exposed to that environment and subsequent disaster on the night. The sole intention of the event was to celebrate the achievements of the Grime Daily team over the past []

UK NEWS: VICTORIA TRAIN STATION STABBING: 12 SCHOOL CHILDREN CHARGED WITH MURDER IN LEGAL FIRST

Via The Times Online Twelve schoolchildren will appear in court on Monday, charged with the murder of a 15-year-old boy at London’s Victoria Station, in a legal landmark case. Sofyen Belamouadden was stabbed repeatedly during what detectives believe was a pre-planned fight between rival school gangs who had descended on Victoria at rush-hour armed with several knives. Police charged a total of 12 youths – four aged 16 and eight aged 17 – with Sofyen’s murder. Continue Reading….. I wonder who still []