madness

JUDGE BANS MAN FROM RIDING AROUND NEIGHBOURHOOD IN JUST A THONG

Lord help us all….. A Tallahassee man known for riding his bike in a thong has avoided prosecution for reportedly exposing himself and agreed to cover up in the future. A Leon County judge signed off on 55-year-old Richard Irby’s deferred prosecution agreement Monday. Irby must not wear the thong in public anymore and avoid other legal problems for three months. Continue Reading….. Via Bossip Click here to view more pics… Madness…. Advertisements

NIGERIAN MAN WANTS TO MARRY HIS PILLOW

A stuttering Nigerian man, who says he can’t find a girlfriend, has announced that he plans to marry his pillow instead. Okeke Ikechuku told the Daily Metro that his stammer makes it difficult for him to speak to girls who laugh at him whenever he talks, Ananova reports.  But, the 26-year-old from Lagos admits that he has needs and wants a companion to sleep with. So, Ikechuku says he will marry his pillow because he has been sleeping with it since he was 16 []

HORSE SEX OFFENDER CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE AGAIN

Rodell Vereen Via The Metro A man was filmed having sex with a horse after the owner installed CCTV cameras in the stable – because the same man had previously been convicted of molesting the same horse. Rodell Vereen, of South Carolina, was apprehended after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and held him at gunpoint. Vereen pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse, and was sentenced to probation and placed []

UK NEWS: TEENAGERS ATTACK MOTHER OF TWO WITH BLEACH

Via The Metro A mother-of-two was seriously burnt when she was attacked with bleach in front of her family after asking a group of youths to be quiet during the new Harry Potter film, police said today. The 46-year-old woman was watching the film with her husband and two children at a cinema when she asked the group of five or six teenagers, including at least one girl, to stop making a noise. After the film, two of the group followed the []

NYC NIGHTLIFE KING ORGANISES RALLY FOR SUPPORT EVENT FOR PEREZ HILTON AFTER ASSAULT

Perez receiving the now infamous bitch lick to the face. Source I just recieved this press release in my in box and I cannot stop laughing. I immediately replied back with “you cannot be serious???” Via Media City Media Gossip blogger Perez Hilton rally for support by NYC nightlife King JE Englebert after recent assault allegedly by Black Eyed Peas band member Will.I.Am after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his website http://www.perezhilton.com Police charged the band’s tour member []

UK RAPPER PROFESSOR GREEN STABBED IN THE NECK

UK Rapper Professor Green was savagely attacked in the early hours of Saturday morning (May 23rd). During an altercation in a night club the East London born rapper was stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle. Green is currently in hospital recovering from his injuries. Last night he posted the following on his Twitter page…  Surgery took an hour longer than it was meant to. The stabbing brushed on all major arteries but damaged none. Very lucky to be alive. Very.

RAPPER SHOT DEAD, MAN CHARGED

I read about this terrible incident yesterday but didn’t get around to posting news on it until now. Another tragic and senseless killing. When will it all end? Via Billboard Rapper Dolla, born Roderick Anthony Burton II, was shot and killed while waiting in the valet area of the Beverly Center mall in Los Angeles on Monday (May 18). He was 21. According to the Los Angeles Times, the up-and-coming rapper, who signed to Akon’s Konvict Muzik label in 2007, had flown to Los []

UK NEWS: 16 YEAR OLD BOY GUNNED DOWN

Another complete waste of a young life. Via The Sunday Mirror A 16-year-old boy who was shot in the head outside a pub may have been the victim of gang violence, police sources said. The teenager was fatally shot outside The Robin Hood Pub in Barton Road, Stretford, Manchester, shortly before midnight. The victim was named locally as Guiseppe Gregory from Ardwick, in inner city Manchester. Police who were called to the scene were alerted to the fact that a boy with []

AMY WINEHOUSE: ST LUCIA JAZZ FESTIVAL

Waste Woman Winehouse “performed” at the St Lucia Jazz Festival several days ago (her first live performance in almost a year), and looked and sounded like a complete fool as usual. I see her resident back up singers/shuckers and jivers are still on the payroll.