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UK NEWS: MARK KERMODE REVIEWS SEX AND THE CITY 2

My favourite film critic Mark Kermode reviews Sex And The City 2 and SLAUGHTERS it. I love Mark! Hilarious! Sex And The City just doesn’t work on the big screen. The first film was a let down. I remember when the show was about the friendship between the four women first, then the relationships, and last but not least the fashion/lifestyle. Now the film franchise just seems focused on the fashion and product placement. They should have just focused on making another series. Forget []

NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE WRITER’S PROFILE ON ‘SINGER’ M.I.A CAUSES UPSET

This article has given me my first big laugh of the day. New York Times Magazine contributor Lynn Hirschberg has written an article about British “artist” M.I.A (real name Maya Arulpragasam), which has hilariously forced the grossly over-rated star to retaliate via her Twitter account, by childishly posting Hirschberg’s mobile number to her adoring followers. I doubt Hirschberg gives a toss Maya. Click here to read extracts from the article, and if you have time to spare the article in it’s entirety HERE. Maya you seriously need to get over herself luv. You really []

UK NEWS: FILM CRITIC MARK KERMODE VERSES ‘ACTOR’ DANNY DYER

This brought on tears of laughter last night. Those of you familiar with British “actor” (and I use the term loosely) Danny Dyer will like me find this absolutely hilarious. For those of you out there who aren’t so familiar with Danny Dyer, he hails from London, has been acting for YEARS (since he was a child), plays the same character in every film (cockney rogue) and over exaggerates his off-screen persona by over doing it with the East-End ‘wide boy’ swagger and cockney slang/accent. Danny recently threatened []

UK NEWS: DUCHESS OF YORK ‘WANTED CASH FOR PRINCE ANDREW ACCESS’

Oh dear…in trouble with the Royals again Fergie… OH THE SHAME!! Via BBC News The Duchess of York has been filmed offering to sell access to ex-husband Prince Andrew for £500,000 ($723,000), a newspaper has claimed. The News of the World said Sarah Ferguson was filmed by an undercover reporter posing as a businessman. She appears to accept a $40,000 cash payment, and is quoted as saying: “Look after me and he’ll look after you.” Continue Reading…. I don’t understand why she []

FORMER DESTINY’S CHILD GROUP MEMBER ADDRESSES ‘REUNION’ RUMOURS

Former Destiny’s Child group member Farrah Franklin (remember her?), who along with Michelle Williams replaced Letoya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson back in 2000, has revealed to Vibe that she would be open to reuniting with her former group members. Apparently there has been talk of a Destiny’s Child reunion which I missed. Anyway Farrah  said, “Right now, I’m kind of hearing about it with everyone else. It hasn’t been presented to me yet. When it does or if it does, I’ll deal []

VIDEO: DRUNK P.DIDDY DENIES NICKI MINAJ / RICK ROSS MANAGEMENT RUMOURS

Several weeks ago it was unofficially announced that “rappers” Nicki Minaj and Rick Ross would now be managed by Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Once the news blew up online hysterical laughter could be heard across the globe. Diddy managing Nicki Minaj and Rick Ross??? HA HA HA HA! In response to this news one visitor posted the following comment on an online forum, “Diddy couldn’t manage a cat litter box” Anyway I believe that the rumours were true, that he was actually going []

UK NEWS: THE SUN NEWSPAPER COMPARES CONSERVATIVE LEADER DAVID CAMERON TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

This is today’s front cover of that tabloid rag The Sun. Misguided editorial team members  seem to think that Conservative leader David Cameron is just like President Obama. Ha ha ha ha! *shaking my head* They CANNOT be serious! Anyway today is Election day in Britain where we the people have our say on who runs the country tomorrow. So get out there and VOTE ! Prime Minister Gordon Brown (Labour), David Cameron (Conservative), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat) I wonder if there []

UK NEWS: TEENAGER WINS RIGHT TO WEARS LOW-SLUNG TROUSERS

Via The Mail A teenager has struck an unwelcome victory for young thugs after an order to stop him wearing low-slung trousers and a hooded top was scrapped because it breached his ‘human rights’. Ellis Drummond, 18, a violent offender and drug user, faced a ban on the clothing because he was considered to be wearing it in an ‘intimidatory manner’. Continue Reading…. Ellis you look RIDICULOUS! Pull up your trousers you damn idiot! I blame the US prison system for taking []

VIDEO: TYRA BANKS PRETENDS TO HAVE RABIES

Tyra Banks thought it would be HILARIOUS to play a prank on her studio audience and pretends to have rabies in the footage below. I just cringed while watching this. It’s not a funny prank and she just looks ridiculous. Spotted @ The Punch Bowl Blog Stupid.