Cheryl Cole

UPDATE: X-FACTOR USA JUDGE CHERYL COLE REPLACED BY NICOLE SCHERZINGER

TMZ reports that Britain’s biggest fraud abroad Cheryl Cole is no longer an X-Factor USA judge and has been replaced by former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. She will sit alongside Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and LA Reid on the judging panel. The website says the decision to replace Cheryl happened very recently. …………………………. If this is true then I am glad that US TV executives have finally seen sense! The decision to sign Cheryl on as a judge and to have Nicole []

WILL.IAM SET TO MANAGE CHERYL COLE’S CAREER IN AMERICA

Licky licky showbiz reporter Dan Wootton revealed on the Lorraine show this morning that Black Eyed Peas front man Will.Iam will manage X-Factor USA judge and FRAUD, Cheryl Cole’s career in America. Will.Iam should have the words ‘DAMN IDIOT’ branded across his forehead. And as for Dan Wootton – he’s so far up Cheryl’s backside you can now just see his feet sticking out of it.

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE CONFIRMED AS X-FACTOR USA JUDGE

So it’s finally been confirmed that the nation’s biggest fraud and convicted batterer of a night club toilet attendant has finally bagged the X-Factor USA gig. I knew Simon Cowell would move mountains and walk through fire to get Cheryl the job as judge on the show. Something is definitely going on there because Simon has turned in to a big old idiot.   Chezza is the third confirmed judge for the Fox show and will sit alongside Cowell and the previously-confirmed Antonio ‘L.A.’ Reid. Mike []

AUDIO: ADELE – PROMISE THIS (LIVE LOUNGE BBC RADIO 1)

UK songstress Adele has covered Cheryl Cole’s hit single Promise This and the nation’s biggest fraud should bow down, kiss the ring, then get a pen and a pad, and take notes. After Adele’s brilliant cover of the song aired on BBC Radio 1 this morning Cheryl’s PR man tweeted Just spoken to Cheryl who, like the rest of the country, was 'blown away' by Adele's R1 Live Lounge session. — Supersonic PR (@supersonicpr) January 27, 2011 I jokingly retorted that I []

QUOTE OF THE DAY: JONATHAN ROSS

‘What’s going on with Cheryl Cole’s complex relationship with the black community? ‘It’s like she’s playing the world’s longest game of slap, marry, deport.’ [TV personality Jonathan Ross ‘jokes’ about the ‘nation’s sweetheart” /FRAUD Cheryl Cole at the Comedy Awards which took place on Saturday.]  Those of you who know all about Chezza Cole will understand this quote. The Daily Mail who thinks the sunshine shines out of Saint Cheryl’s backside is now trying to blast Jonathan for the joke about her.  Idiots! I love you Jonathan.

JOKE OF THE DAY: CHERYL COLE VOTED THE UK’S TOP ‘CELEBRITY HERO’

The nations biggest FRAUD and “sweetheart” Cheryl Cole has been voted as the UK’s ‘top celebrity hero’ of 2010. Click HERE to view Virgin Media’s ridiculous poll and “winners” list. WHAT EXACTLY HAS THIS WOMAN DONE to be called a hero? Has she found a cure for cancer?, has she put an end to the war in Afghanistan? has she  found peace in the Middle East? has she put an end to poverty and disease? WHAT HAS THE WOMAN DONE apart from []

UK NEWS: WILL.IAM OFFERS CHER LLOYD A RECORDING CONTRACT?

A “source” has told tabloid rag The Sun that Black Eyed Peas front man Will.iam has offered X-Factor reject Cher Lloyd a recording contract. Will shared the stage with the over-rated Cher on Saturday night’s final of the show, where the pair performed Where Is The Love and I Got A Feeling. Will who is best buddies with the “nation’s sweetheart” /FRAUD Cheryl Cole obviously did this as a favour to her and seems to spend the majority of his time up her bottom.   The man is []

FRIDAY LAUGHS / UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE ‘TURNS TO GOD’

According to that tabloid rag The Sun convicted batterer of a nightclub toilet attendant Cheryl Cole has “turned to God”. A “source” from the “nations sweetheart’s” PR team told the newspaper, “Cheryl has awakened her spiritual side. She has been tapping into higher powers for answers and guidance. “She’s been doing some deep thinking – especially after malaria. Christianity is closest to her, but she’s open to other religious influences.” The  Sun also went on to add, Cheryl, 27, had a semi-religious upbringing []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE’S ASSAULT CONVICTION MAY PREVENT HER FROM BECOMING A JUDGE ON THE US VERSION OF THE X-FACTOR

It’s been reported that the “nations sweetheart” Cheryl Cole has landed a place on the judging panel of the up and coming U.S version of  The X-Factor. But sadly Cheryl’s dream of conquering America may never happen because of her conviction for battering Nigerian night club toilet attendant Sophie Amogbokpa back in 2003 (who she also “allegedly” racially abused).  The assault conviction may prevent her from being granted a green card. Click HERE to read more…. I bet Simon Cowell steps in and pulls a few []