Cheryl Cole and Will.Iam

Licky licky showbiz reporter Dan Wootton revealed on the Lorraine show this morning that Black Eyed Peas front man Will.Iam will manage X-Factor USA judge and FRAUD, Cheryl Cole’s career in America.

Will.Iam should have the words ‘DAMN IDIOT’ branded across his forehead.

And as for Dan Wootton – he’s so far up Cheryl’s backside you can now just see his feet sticking out of it.