May 3, 2011
Tabloid rag The Sun reports that footballer Ashley Cole is planning on setting up a record label and has sought advice from Jay-Z. A “source” disclosed to the newspaper, “Ash is a big hip-hop fan and is mates with rappers like TINCHY STRYDER so it’s no surprise that he wants to work with Jay-Z. “After spending years married to CHERYL COLE he knows a bit about the business too. He’s still got a good few years playing ahead of him but is looking ahead […]
October 24, 2010
Last night (against my better judgement) I watched the “‘nation’s sweetheart” / fraud Cheryl Cole pour her heart out to Piers Morgan. I’ve always respected Piers Morgan but he let himself down last night. It was made clear from the offset that Piers thinks the sun shines out of Cheryl’s backside, so this interview was just set up to help preserve Saint Cheryl’s reputation post Gamugate. Plus she’s about to release a new single. Cheryl bawled while discussing her harrowing battle with […]
July 6, 2010
Waste of space England players Shaun Wright-Philips and Ashley Cole are currently enjoying themselves on holiday in Los Angeles and the Daily Mail has posted loads of photographs of loser Ashley hanging out with scantily clad women, but it’s this hilarious photograph that caught my eye. They think they look cool. They don’t. They just look like dry British lads trying to flex like hot boy US beefcake (Yeah I love American men). And as for the UK’s Notorious BIG sitting in the wooden armchair… what is that sticking out of his mouth? Click HERE to view more […]
March 22, 2010
Via MTV UK Cheryl Cole has been voted the most inspirational woman of the decade. The Girls Aloud star has topped a poll by the UK’s leading cosmetic treatment review website with a significant 78% of the vote. Women from across the land voted Chezza as the most motivating lady of the past 10 years – fending off tough competition from Dame Helen Mirren and Oprah Winfrey who finished second and third respectively. The X Factor judge was crowned the winner as 29% of […]
March 1, 2010
And the nation still continues to pour sympathy over poor Cheryl Cole, including has been pop star turned “TV personality” Sinitta. Via Digital Spy Sinitta has admitted that she is praying for Cheryl Cole following the breakdown of her marriage. The ’80s pop singer, who appears alongside Cole on The X Factor, also revealed that she had been in touch with the Girls Aloud star to offer her support. “It’s sad for Cheryl at the moment. I’m praying for her. It’s […]
December 17, 2009
Footballer Ashley Cole and his wife the “nation’s sweetheart”, “national treasure” and “alleged” racist/convicted batterer of toilet attendants Cheryl Cole, were both photographed leaving the Chelsea v Portsmouth football match in his ‘brand new’ Bentley (according to The Mail) last night ( December 16th) in London. The Daily Mail is obsessed with Cheryl. You cannot pick up that paper or visit their website without seeing her L’Oreal mug first! Click here to read yet another licky licky and pointless article about ‘our’ Chezza! Photograph: The Daily Mail For some reason this photograph […]
December 3, 2009
So not only is X-Factor judge/singer Cheryl Cole the “nations sweet heart”, a “national treasure”, alleged racist and convicted batterer of toilet attendants, she is also an R&B artist! Can somebody please tell me when this happened??? I must have been in a deep coma. Cheryl’s number 1 single Fight For This Love is featured on the recently released compilation album R&B Collection 2010 First BBC 1xtra wasted airtime playing her track (I am still baffled by that decision), then she was featured on the MOBO (Music […]
September 16, 2009
It’s been reported in The Daily Mail today that Girls Aloud star / TV personality Cheryl Cole has been voted chief role model for girls. I personally don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Cheryl Cole, a role model??? The same Cheryl Cole who punched night club toilet attendent Sophie Amogbokpa (pictured below) in the face and then went on to call her a “black f**king bitch”. How soon people forget….. Cheryl you might be married to England football player Ashley Cole who happens to be a black […]
March 5, 2009
Footballer Ashley Cole with singer wife Cheryl Cole Via The Metro Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole was arrested early today after apparently having a ‘drunken confrontation’ with police, it has been reported. The husband of Girls Aloud singer Cheryl is alleged to have sworn at officers as he left the Collection nightclub in west London. Cole, 28, who is said to earn £82,000 a week, apparently refused to tone down his language. He was taken to a central London police station and […]
November 21, 2008
Rio Ferdinand (Top) and Ashley Cole [Thanks Nessa] Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole are producing a London-set gangster movie starring 50 Cent. The Premiership footballers (and now budding movie moguls) will be executive producers on London gangland movie Dead Man Running. 50 Cent will play a vicious loan shark in the film, which also stars Layer Cake’s Tamer Hassan, Brenda Blethyn and Danny Dyer. The movie will focus on an the age old story of an ex-convict trying to go straight. […]
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