Tre Holloway and Cheryl Cole

It has been a slow news week and the country is going through post-Olympic blues (me included), so Cheryl Cole’s PR team has taken this opportunity to flood the media with more fiction involving the nation’s biggest fraud.

Last week Cheryl was linked to the fastest man on earth Usain Bolt and now according to Cheryl’s head cheerleader and Daily Mail showbiz reporter Dan Wootton she is now dating African-American and Los Angeles based backing dancer Tre Holloway.

Tabloid rag The Sun also reports that Tre’s 56-year-old mother Shirley has expressed concern over her son’s “relationship” with the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogbokpa who she attacked in a nightclub back in 2003 and allegedly racially abused. 

Sophie Amogbokpa (2003)

Shirley apparently told the The Sun:

“She might hurt him. She’s been married before”, and then later went on to disclose that her son ‘was somewhat inexperienced when it comes to matters of the hear’t, but insists Tre won’t cheat on Cheryl like her former husband Ashley ‘Shoe Shine’ Cole did.

Hahahahahahahaha! What will the story be next week???

Mama Shirley needs to do some research and as for Tre… well I look at him and just think hmmmmmm…….

Click HERE to view more photographs of the “couple”.