Cheryl Cole

UK “URBAN” RUBBISH OF THE DAY: CHERYL COLE – GHETTO BABY

Cheryl Cole needs to be stopped. NOW! I want the name of the dimwit label executive that gave this rubbish the green light. And I hear that odd ball Lana Del Rey wrote the song. … *HUGE SIGH* If Chezza thinks that her highly suspect “relationship” with dancer “boyfriend” Tre Holloway (he appears in the video) and this ridiculous single is going to make those of us with long memories forget  about the battering of Sophie Amogbokpa back in 2002 , then her PR team has another thing coming.

CAR CRASH TV OF THE DAY: VOCALLY CHALLENGED CHERYL COLE OPENS ‘STAND UP TO CANCER’ SHOW (VIDEO)

The “nations sweetheart” and biggest fraud Chery Cole crashed and burned live on Channel 4 earlier while opening the ‘Stand Up To Cancer’ benefit show. Once again the fact that Cheryl cannot sing was exposed to the nation when this happened: [Thanks Lorraine] Hahahahahaha oh dear. Somewhere out there Sophie Amogbokpa who Cheryl punched in the face in a nightclub toilet and “allegedly” racially abused back in 2003 is laughing her head off. After this piece of TV gold aired Cheryl’s head cheerleader showbiz coluumist Dan Wootton tweeted: Oh []

UK MUSIC NEWS: TINCHY STRYDER ANNOUNCES HE WILL BE TOURING WITH CHERYL COLE

A very excited Tinchy Stryder has announced via Twitter that he will be touring with the nation’s biggest fraud Cheryl Cole. Yes its true.. BIG news, I'm hitting the road with my mate @CherylCole supporting her arena tour nxt month! canny wait 😉 #MillionLightsTour — Tinchy Stryder (@TinchyStryder) September 12, 2012 Fellow rapper Wretch 32 has also agreed to jump on the Cheryl Cole tour train. Several weeks ago The Metro newspaper reported that the convicted batterer of a nightclub toilet attendant is struggling to sell tickets so I’m not surprised []

UK PR ANTICS: CHERYL COLE’S “NEW BOYFRIEND’S” MOTHER PLEADS ‘DON’T HURT MY SON’

It has been a slow news week and the country is going through post-Olympic blues (me included), so Cheryl Cole’s PR team has taken this opportunity to flood the media with more fiction involving the nation’s biggest fraud. Last week Cheryl was linked to the fastest man on earth Usain Bolt and now according to Cheryl’s head cheerleader and Daily Mail showbiz reporter Dan Wootton she is now dating African-American and Los Angeles based backing dancer Tre Holloway. Tabloid rag The Sun also reports that Tre’s []

UK PR ANTICS: USAIN BOLT WANTS TO DATE CHERYL COLE… SO SAYS THE DAILY STAR

It looks like ‘Team Cheryl’ and the British press are up to their old tricks again. The shabby Daily Star reports that Usain Bolt wants to date “singer” and the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogbokpa, Cheryl Cole. According to the newspaper before Bolt won the 100m final last night he hoped that Cheryl would come and cheer him on and later went on to say: “London has some really beautiful women, I can’t help but notice them. Cheryl Cole is always in the media and I can see []

UK MUSIC NEWS: WRETCH 32 SET TO COLLABORATE WITH CHERYL COLE?

The Daily Star reports that rapper Wretch 32 has been bamboozled and hoodwinked in to collaborating with the “nation’s sweetheart”, has been and fired X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole. According to the publication the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogbokpa has collaborated with Wretch on the track ‘Screw You’which will feature on her new album. This is probably true.  Choice FM and BBC 1Xtra the official homes of “URBAN” will be all over it like a rash.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: ALEXANDRA BURKE

Singer Alexandra Burke reveals that her former X-Factor mentor and “nation’s sweetheart” now turned has been Cheryl Cole went through a period of ignoring her texts but has suddenly acknowledged her again via Twitter. “I haven’t heard anything from Cheryl for over a year and then she tweeted me publicly the other day, which I was really surprised about,” “I’ve texted her a few times but never heard anything back. I was surprised to hear from her on Twitter, which was very public. Don’t get []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE TO SUE NOW MAGAZINE OVER MC HARVEY STORY

It has been reported that Cheryl Cole has set the wheels in motion to sue Now Magazine over a story that claimed she was having a secret love affair with So Solid rapper MC Harvey. The former “nations sweetheart” filed papers at the High Court seeking aggravated damages for libel. For those of you who missed this mess of a story click HERE to read all about it. Also check out MC Harvey’s hilarious interview with Choice FM breakfast show host Max. I still don’t know []

VIDEO: HARVEY TALKS TO CHOICE FM ABOUT HIS ‘RELATIONSHIP’ WITH CHERYL COLE, SAYS WORDS WERE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

A passionate MC Harvey speaks to Choice FM host Max about his ‘relationship’ with the “nations sweetheart” / the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogbokpa Cheryl Cole and attempts to set the record straight. ……… “Is my soul speaking when I’m sleeping?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – How was Max able to keep a straight face during this interview??? NOW Magazine will apparently publish the emails/texts that Cheryl sent Harvey. Pure unadulterated foolishness! LMAO. [Thanks Lorraine]