Month: March 2010

UK NEWS: TV PRESENTER MIQUITA OLIVER SUSPENDED OVER FOUR-LETTER OUTBURST

Oh dear,  it looks like annoying TV presenter Miquita Oliver is in a spot of bother…. Via Yahoo TV T4 presenter Miquita Oliver was reportedly suspended from the show after she was caught swearing about a singer. The Daily Mirror reports that US singer Ke$ha’s management heard Miquita calling the star a four-letter word following a backstage interview at the NME Awards. An insider told the paper: “Miquita was having a really bad day. She blurted out the angry words and thought no []

UK NEWS: MAN FINED FOR ASSAULTING POLICEWOMAN WITH HIS PENIS

Madness! Via The Daily Mirror A man has been fined for assaulting a policewoman with his private parts. Self-employed engineer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood, forcing her to dodge. A court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember the offence. Continue Reading….. This must have been extremely traumatic. I wonder if the policewoman received counselling afterwards…..

PIC: DAMON DASH AND DAUGHTER OUT AND ABOUT

Former music mogul Damon Dash tipped off the paparazzi and arranged for them to take some photographs of him and his daughter out and about. Damon looks like a mere shadow of his former self. Via Rhymes With Snitch Click HERE to view more pics.

AKON RELEASES NEW SCENT CALLED KONVICT

Singer Akon has created his own scent called Konvict, and the bottle is “imaginatively” shaped like a handcuff. Via Luxist and Rhymes With Snitch Konvict Femme combines notes of lemon and mandarin with vanilla and almond musk. Konvict Homme has fresh notes of bergamot and lemon with an earthy base of sandalwood and cedar. Each sells for $41.95 and10% of the proceeds will go to Akon’s Konfidence Foundation which is “dedicated to increasing public awareness of the conditions in Africa.” A scent called Konvict with a bottle made in []

UK MUSIC: DIVAGEEK – ‘SUNDAY’

Talented songstress Vula and producer Ben Jones have come together to form DivaGeek and have released their first track, ‘Sunday’. As far as I am concerned Vula (who also sings for Basement Jaxx) should be enjoying the same solo success and support that Amy Winehouse, Joss Stone and Duffy (to name a few) have all enjoyed in this country and overseas. Industry executives should have embraced this woman years ago. Vula ain’t no joke! Vula can SING! But we all know how it works in this country…… Anyway check []

FOOLISHNESS OF THE DAY: RAPPER JIM JONES SET TO TEACH IN HIGH SCHOOL

Rapper Jim Jones has announced that he will teach high school students in New York City. Via Sohh.com I’ll be teaching for eight weeks, I’ll be teaching a real curriculum, right now they’re actually going back and forth with the Board of Education to see what goes on and sh*t. I fully don’t know the whole logistics of everything — it’s definitely going to be fun…I’ma have to go home the weekend before and write out my lessons — this will be the []

FUGEES VIDEO DIRECTOR HAD SIX CHILDREN WITH HIS OWN DAUGHTERS TO PRESERVE HIS OWN BLOODLINE

Via The Mail An award-winning video director repeatedly raped his daughters to create a ‘pure’ bloodline that would survive Doomsday, a court has heard. Aswad Ayinde, who won an MTV award for directing The Fugees’ ‘Killing Me Softly’, fathered six children with his daughters from the mid-1980s until 2002, New Jersey prosecutors said. Many of the rapes took place in an abandoned funeral home. He even delivered the babies himself in a bid to keep his depraved plot secret. Continue Reading…. This poor []

UK NEWS: RACIST RANT SENDS KILLER BACK TO PRISON

Look at the state of this foul little fool! Via The Metro Moustachioed Charles Law was trying to avoid paying for a ticket when he was challenged by Zimbabwe-born Hilton Materke. The 50-year-old grabbed the rail worker at Elstree and Borehamwood station in Hertfordshire last July and told him that a black man should not ask a white man for a ticket. He said: ‘You’re a f*****g ******. You have no right to ask me for a ticket. You are a black man. I am []