UK NEWS: MAN FINED FOR ASSAULTING POLICEWOMAN WITH HIS PENIS

Madness!

Via The Daily Mirror

A man has been fined for assaulting a policewoman with his private parts.

Self-employed engineer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood, forcing her to dodge.

A court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember the offence. Continue Reading…..

This must have been extremely traumatic. I wonder if the policewoman received counselling afterwards…..

8 replies »

  1. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    Oh lawd, this is too damn much!

    I need to find my asthma inhaler – i can’t breathe!!!!!!

    ROFLMAO!!!

  2. lwkmd ( laff wan kill me dead ) 🙂

    Apparently he was so inebriated, ( masssssssshed ) he didn’t
    remember the incident. Too funny !!!

  3. That is a lie.

    ‘tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood’

    How practical is that? I mean how short is this police woman? Lies

  4. @ lati….Ditto!

    I was wondering the same thing, either she’s too short or his manhood is too long.

    Anyway still funny!!!

  5. LMAO how funny is this story?!! Word what position was she in to be that close to that man’s penis????? Things that make you go hmmm…. *strokes chin* SMH

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