MICHAEL JACKSON’S DUTTY UNDERPANTS FOR SALE

Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Harry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream. (Source)

Harry Vaccaro needs help! Who would want Michael’s dutty underpants?????

Mind you I bet some die hard fan uses his/her entire savings and purchases this item. Then wears them till their dying days.

3 replies »

  1. Eww, eww, eww, Wacko’s sodden panties. [I wonder if it has frills?] I’ve a betta idea, just give me the million. I’m off to put it on my watchlist……..yes I’m that sad.
    C’mon, MJ’s way past the bleaching cream stage.

  2. I’m not the biggest MJ fan anymore, but I’m with MJ on this one.

    How the hell can the mans soiled underpants end up for sale. Popo property at that. This is soooo wrong.

    “and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream. “…. too much, you just couldn’t make it up.

  3. This is just weird! Who would buy these used underwear??? If someone wears these un washed then they should be put in an assliam.

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