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‘COUPLES RETREAT’ FILM POSTER: UNIVERSAL PICTURES YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!

It was brought to my attention last night that the international promotional poster for the newly released film Couples Retreat starring African-American actors Faizon Love and Kali Hawk is terribly misleading. A friend told me that Faizon Love and Kali Hawk both have relatively big roles in this film. But you wouldn’t know that from looking at the promotional poster created for the international market. Check out the differences between the US market and the International market posters below.  The poster created for the US market.  OK so Faizon and Kali []

EMAIL OF THE DAY: I AM A HOMOSEXUAL AND I NEED FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE

In response to my post about the gay marriage row that erupted several weeks ago at the Miss USA beauty pageant, a gentleman from Uganda sent me this email… [unedited] ST PIUS SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL P O BOX   11107  KAMPALA UGANDA Email unitedmeth@yahoo.com Plot 20 Sir Apolo Kaggwa Road Re HOMOSEXUALL Dear sir/ Madam,  I am John Lwere by names and am staying in uganda east africa. Am studying in form three and am a homosexual. I have been doing it for almost 4 years  but now []

KERI HILSON, FLO-RIDA AND JAZMINE SULLIVAN PERFORM AT THE POWER 96 ‘WORLD’S LARGEST OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY’ BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE….

The audience members who attended the Power 96 ‘World’s Largest Office Christmas Party’, clearly hadn’t come out to watch singers Keri Hilson, Jazmine Sullivan or Flo-Rida perform…. Look at some of the audience members… they are not even bothering to pay them any attention. How soul destroying must it be for an entertainer when this happens?  Via Bossip

KARRINE STEFFANS SET TO RELEASE NEW BOOK ‘THE VIXEN MANUAL’

Former video girl, best selling author and confused/disturbed soul Karrine Steffans will release her third book ‘The Vixen Manual’ in July 09. In a recent interview with the Black Spotlight Karrine talks about her new book which she describes as being a “complete owner’s manual to being a woman”.  BSL Is there anything you can release right now about the book? KS The Vixen Manual is a comprehensive guide to anything and everything related to sex, relationships and love. It’s a complete owner’s manual to []

UK “EVENT”: URBAN DJ BATTLE FLOP!

   This is going to be the biggest DJ Battle ever to hit the UK, pitting the worlds best known DJs together in a battle to see who really is the best! £5000 WINNER TAKES ALL!!! The DJs: (USA)DJ Green Lantern – Former official DJ for Eminem (USA)DJ Scratchator – Official DJ for Busta Rhymes & Flipmode (USA)DJ Nonstop – Official DJ for DMX (UK) DJ 279 – Official Choice FM DJ (UK) DJ Dub Plate Mex – Official So Solid DJ (UK)DJ Reggie []

THE COSBY SHOW GOES PORN

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry……… Producers Jeff Mullen and Scott David of X-Play have announced Not The Cosbys XXX  as the next entry in their string of TV parodies. The porn spoof of NBC’s “The Cosby Show” begins production Dec. 9 on a 12-day shooting schedule. X-Play promises an authentic reproduction of the top-rated 1980s sitcom, with a mainstream actor mimicking Bill Cosby’s beloved Cliff Huxtable character. “We’re actually shooting two ‘Cosby’ movies at the same time,” Mullen told []

VIBE MAGAZINE (DECEMBER ISSUE): PLIES – THE FUTURE OF HIP HOP

Do you know what upsets me the most about Plies? The fact that this man is educated,  he went college/university.  But now he just chooses to dumb down in SPECTACULAR fashion. Swiped from Necole Bitchie Quote taken from Vibe interview: “I want to be everything a street n*gga ain’t supposed to be. A street n*gga ain’t supposed to be professional. A street n*gga ain’t supposed to be humble, they supposed to sh*t on everybody. A true street n*gga, he ain’t supposed to be a responsible father []

QUESTION OF THE DAY: XXL MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS “VIDEO VIXEN” ROBIN V

Bonsu Thompson you have really surpassed yourself this time. How long did it take you to come up with this gem of a question??? This is CLASS! Music journalism at its absolute best folks! Photo via Im Hip Hop Bonsu: Now, I’ve known you to tell it straight up, so I’ma test you. Does the sound of your butt clapping while having sex make you cum stronger? Robin: [Laughs] Yes! Hearing that builds up my libidio. It lets me know my man is putting in work! (XXL []