Jermain Defoe

UK NEWS: FOOTBALLER JERMAIN DEFOE RECIEVES AWARD FROM ‘SHOW RACISM THE RED CARD”

Today footballer Jermain Defoe tweeted a photograph of his mother receiving a ‘Show Racism The Red Card’ award on his behalf at the House of Commons. Mum at the House of Commons, where she received my award from Show Racism the Red Card. http://t.co/ZrMZmKq2 — Jermain Defoe (@IAmJermainDefoe) October 18, 2012 Hahahahahahahaha. Is Jermain footballs Malcolm X behind the scenes? I am just confused right now. Have I missed something here? What has Jermain Defoe (of all people) done to show racism the red []

TOP SHOP BILLIONAIRE’S DAUGHTER HANGS OUT WITH JERMAIN DEFOE AND THE “MAN DEM”

Chloe Green who is the daughter of Top Shop billionaire Sir Philip Green hung out with that strange old bird footballer Jermain Defoe and the “man dem” on Monday and both ended up looking like complete fools on a busy street. According to the Daily Mail Chloe who is a “budding designer” hugged and flirted with Jermain and at one point energetically grabbed a lamp post and pretended to pole dance for him as bemused members of the public walked by. It looks like Jermain has agreed to get roped in to another PR stunt []

UK PR ANTICS: ALEXANDRA BURKE AND JERMAIN DEFOE “FINALLY CONFIRM THEIR RELATIONSHIP”

According to the ridiculous Daily Mail this is the photograph that confirms singer Alexandra Burke and footballer Defoe are a couple. Click HERE to view more of photographs. [Thanks Lorraine] Those of you who are regular visitors to Mad News already know my thoughts on this so-called union. I just want to know who is responsible for calling the paparazzi so that these photographs could be taken? The linking of arms just looks painfully FAKE.  It’s beyond comical.

STAGED PICTURE OF THE DAY: ALEXANDRA BURKE

Singer Alexandra Burke was photographed over the weekend frolicking on a beach in St Vincent wearing a shirt bearing the name of her alleged “boyfriend” footballer Jermain Defoe. Click HERE to view more photographs…. What is wrong with this woman? I see Alexandra doing all this foolishness to get attention, desperate for us to believe that she and Defoe are actually an item, yet he remains strangely silent.

PIC OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE AND FRIENDS ‘PARTY’ WITH DRAKE AT AURA

Footballer Jermain Defoe along with some excited lolly pop sucking friends ‘partied’ with Drake last night at the Aura night club in London’s Mayfair. If Jermain was just some random black man off the street the door staff at Aura would never have let him in wearing a tracksuit and trainers or his friends. Click HERE to view more photographs (LOL).

TWEETS OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE

Footballer Jermain Defoe was in a thoughtful mood today…. It's amazing when people speculate about things when they don't know the truth people should concentrate on facts & only believe the words.. — Jermain Defoe (@IAmJermainDefoe) March 11, 2012 …they hear that come out of someone's mouth and not just assume or jump to conclusions #onlygodcanjudgeme — Jermain Defoe (@IAmJermainDefoe) March 11, 2012 Could Jermain be referring to his alleged “relationship” with singer Alexandra who incidentally has a new single to promote, []

UK NEWS: SINGER ALEXANDRA BURKE AND FOOTBALLER JERMAIN DEFOE DATING?

Tabloid rag The Sun reports that singer Alexandra Burke and footballer Jermain Defoe are now a couple. Last night staff spotted the couple at the Landmark Hotel in North London, stepping out hand-in-hand as they went on one of their first public dates. Jermain, 29, had tweeted earlier: “On route to @ozboateng to collect my suit for the Nelson Mandela Children’s Fund Gala Dinner this eve.” A Spurs source said the star was “buzzing” about his new relationship with Alexandra. The source []

UK NEWS: FOOTBALLER JERMAIN DEFOE WINS THE RIGHT TO BUILD A £4.5 MILLION MANSION

Late last year I posted the news that footballer Jermain Defoe and his mother Sandra St Helen planned to build a nightclub in the basement of a plush Essex mansion, a long with a cards room, an underground swimming pool, giant hot tub and hair salon. Well today the Evening Standard reported that Jermain ‘has won the right to build a customised £4.5 million Essex “palace” – complete with its own nightclub – despite fierce opposition from his new neighbours. Planners have passed []

UK NEWS: JERMAIN DEFOE’S MOTHER ‘PLANS TO BUILD NIGHTCLUB IN MANSION BASEMENT’

The Metro reports that Jermain Defoe’s mother plans to build a nightclub in the basement of a plush Essex mansion. According to the newspaper the millionaire footballer’s mother Sandra St Helen also plans on including a cards room, an underground swimming pool and giant hot tub. There is even a proposal for a hair salon. Click HERE to read more…. I hope Mama St Helen realises that Jermain won’t be a footballer forever. By the time he reaches 35/36 it’s more or less a wrap and []

QUOTE OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE

Footballer Jermain Defoe is a clown! I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn’t going out. No way. She’s staying at home. She’s not going out to clubs without me. I’ve already decided the rules, whoever she is. [The Sunday Mirror Magazine – Celebs On Sunday] Click HERE to read the full interview. I wonder if Jermain was actually being serious when he said this…. Then again it might explain why none of his ‘relationships’ stand the test of time, []