August 13, 2010
England manager Fabio Capello announced several days ago that David Beckham would no longer be a part of the England team, and those who lack common sense have taken the news badly, including Beckham himself. After England’s DIRE performance during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, Fabio no longer wants to coach a bunch of pampered waste men and has seen sense. He now wants to focus on nurturing the next generation of players. When asked by reporters (again) if Beckham would remain in the squad he replied, David is a […]
July 6, 2010
Waste of space England players Shaun Wright-Philips and Ashley Cole are currently enjoying themselves on holiday in Los Angeles and the Daily Mail has posted loads of photographs of loser Ashley hanging out with scantily clad women, but it’s this hilarious photograph that caught my eye. They think they look cool. They don’t. They just look like dry British lads trying to flex like hot boy US beefcake (Yeah I love American men). And as for the UK’s Notorious BIG sitting in the wooden armchair… what is that sticking out of his mouth? Click HERE to view more […]
June 22, 2010
Source I have been watching actor/’comedian’ James Corden’s new World Cup Live show (TFI Friday rip off) on ITV 1 and ITV 4 since the tournament kicked off in South Africa on June 11th, and it is quite entertaining. However his interviews with individual members from the ridiculously lacklustre England squad (waste men) has so far been embarrassing to watch. I know that James is a huge football fan and that footballers in this country are treated like “Gods”, but he seriously […]
June 15, 2010
The Daily Mirror reports that rapper Tinchy Stryder has flown out to South Africa to cheer the England team up after Saturday’s lacklustre performance against the USA. A “source” disclosed, Since Saturday’s game, the lads have not been in the greatest of spirits and they all needed something to lift them up. Tinchy met some of the players briefly, which was the perfect tonic. “He dedicated his song Number 1 to Rob Green which went down a treat. It put a smile back […]
June 10, 2010
Footballer Jermain Defoe is a clown! I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn’t going out. No way. She’s staying at home. She’s not going out to clubs without me. I’ve already decided the rules, whoever she is. [The Sunday Mirror Magazine – Celebs On Sunday] Click HERE to read the full interview. I wonder if Jermain was actually being serious when he said this…. Then again it might explain why none of his ‘relationships’ stand the test of time, […]
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