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UK NEWS: FORMER BNP MEMBER FALLS FOR JAMAICAN COLLEAGUE

This has got to be the funniest article I’ve read so far this year! Ha ha ha ha ha! Via The Daily Mirror Pete’s story If someone had said to me in the 80s that I’d marry a black woman, I’d have said “Never in a million years!” You see, I dread to think how many years I’d been active with the BNP. I was in my late teens when it all started. Growing up I didn’t really have black friends or []

VIDEO: ROBIN THICKE FT ESTELLE – ROLLACOASTA

Robin Thicke teams up with rapper/singer Estelle on his new single ‘Rollacoasta’. I thought I would hate this track. “An Estelle and Robin Thicke duet? It’s bound to be dire’”. But ‘Rollacoasta’ is catchy and a grower. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN LOOKALIKE WANTED!

With just two months to go before the General Election, photographer Alison Jackson hits the road in a desperate bid to find a stable of political lookalikes. As the clock ticks towards May 6th she hunts for a Gordon Brown, a Peter Mandelson,  an Alistair Darling. Her whistle-stop tour of the country takes her to locations significant in each politician’s political journey. For example: the industrial Scottish town of Kircaldy for Brown;  the fishing port of Hartlepool and the night-clubs of Manchester for []

UK FILM: 4,3,2,1 POSTER

Actor/director/writer Noel Clarke will release his highly anticipated new film 4,3,2,1 in June 2010. Check out the poster below. Brown Eyez has asked this question and now I’m asking…. Why is actress Shanika Warren-Markland the only woman featured on the poster wearing just a bra and panties??? The other women are fully clothed so what’s that all about??? Care to enlighten us Mr Clarke??? Watch the “unofficial trailer” below. Click HERE to visit 4,3,2,1 website. 🙂 🙂

TY ‘EMOTIONS’ SINGLE OUT NOW / ‘SOMETHING BIG’ MIXTAPE

To celebrate the official release of “Emotions” featuring Sarina Leah and Shaun Escoffery, the debut single from UK hip hop legend Ty’s forthcoming album “Special Kind of Fool” on BBE, DJ Bounce has put together the “Something Big! Mixtape”, featuring a diverse range of friends and collaborators from all over the world. “Emotions” is an uplifting bubbler featuring Ty’s trademark candor and inimitable flow, an infectious dance floor music track, with depth. Featuring remixes from heavyweight producers Daz-I-Kue, Waajeed, Dego (4Hero) and []

UK NEWS: GANG MEMBER /KILLER CONVICTED USING DOG DNA IN LEGAL FIRST

Via The Times Online A gang member who used his dog to drag down a 16-year-old rival before he stabbed him to death has become the first killer to be caught after officers used a new animal DNA database to place him at the scene. Prosecutors were able to prove that Chrisdian Johnson, 22, was at the murder site through his dog’s blood that was found both on him and at the attack site. Johnson, a member of the O-tray gang in []

UK NEWS: TV PRESENTER MIQUITA OLIVER SUSPENDED OVER FOUR-LETTER OUTBURST

Oh dear,  it looks like annoying TV presenter Miquita Oliver is in a spot of bother…. Via Yahoo TV T4 presenter Miquita Oliver was reportedly suspended from the show after she was caught swearing about a singer. The Daily Mirror reports that US singer Ke$ha’s management heard Miquita calling the star a four-letter word following a backstage interview at the NME Awards. An insider told the paper: “Miquita was having a really bad day. She blurted out the angry words and thought no []

UK NEWS: MAN FINED FOR ASSAULTING POLICEWOMAN WITH HIS PENIS

Madness! Via The Daily Mirror A man has been fined for assaulting a policewoman with his private parts. Self-employed engineer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood, forcing her to dodge. A court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember the offence. Continue Reading….. This must have been extremely traumatic. I wonder if the policewoman received counselling afterwards…..