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Janice aka Miss Mad News

QUOTE OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE

Footballer Jermain Defoe is a clown! I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn’t going out. No way. She’s staying at home. She’s not going out to clubs without me. I’ve already decided the rules, whoever she is. [The Sunday Mirror Magazine – Celebs On Sunday] Click HERE to read the full interview. I wonder if Jermain was actually being serious when he said this…. Then again it might explain why none of his ‘relationships’ stand the test of time, []

UK MUSIC: CARAMEL – ‘NO CHICKEN’

Hailing from South London Comedians  KG & Marston who brought us Shadrack & The Mandem, are back with hilarious new creation Caramel. Caramel, London’s R&B duo. Faison, and Dajuan. London’s best R&B group, who have sold over 2 million records, worldwide. Music produced by Tripleseven Music. Lemonade Money Records. Finally some current British comedians who are genuinely funny! [Thanks Karlito]

UK MUSIC: ORIE – ‘ZONIN’ / ‘FLY WITH ME’

UK artist Orie has just released the videos to his  singles  Zonin and Fly With Me. Check it out below. The intro goes on for too long and the vocals sound slightly off-key and shaky, but perhaps this was done deliberately for effect??? However this is the type of dance track that will probably get some air play in other parts of Europe. The video –  I don’t really understand it, but that’s one interesting looking blond chick. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss? Your []

GLAMOUR MAGAZINE AWARDS 2010 – THE WINNERS LIST

Last night (June 8th) Glamour Magazine held their pointless awards ceremony in London, and I thought I would share the hilarious winners list with you all. *Note: Glamour editorial staff claim that their readers voted for the winners below*. Via Punchbowl Blog 2010 Glamour Awards! Radio Personality of the Year – Fearne Cotton  – They cannot be serious. UK TV Actress of the Year – Billie Piper – Glamour staff members obviously don’t watch good television. Accessory Designer of the Year – Emma Hill – Never heard of []

UK MUSIC NEWS: TINCHY STRYDER SIGNS DEAL WITH JAY-Z

PunchBowl Blog reports that rapper Tinchy Stryder has signed a deal with the “mighty J-Hova” himself Jay-Z. Via Punchbowl Blog Tinchy hinted on his Twitter that he was to meet the hip hop mogul at his show in Manchester on Monday night, and after finally meeting him for the first time, it has been confirmed the two have signed a big-bucks deal. Jay-Z’s “Roc Nation” has signed Tinchy’s management company in it’s first European venture. The new leg of the company will be []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE VOTED ‘WOMAN OF THE YEAR’ (PURE BS!)

 Source Glamour Magazine crowned the “nations sweetheart” / “saint” Cheryl Cole, “Woman Of The Year” at their annual awards ceremony last night (June 8th) in London. Now what EXACTLY has this fraud done to deserve such an accolade??? Can anyone answer that question??? Perhaps Glamour Magazine readers can answer that questions, seeing as they ‘allegedly’ voted for her. What next? An MBE for services to battered nightclub attendants? Glamour Magazine you’re a JOKE! Also this morning, breakfast show GMTV made a point of drumming home the fact that this []

UK TV: EASTENDERS INTRODUCES IT’S FIRST NIGERIAN CHARACTER BUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER ACCENT?

BBC Soap Eastenders always seems to get wrong when they decide to integrate a black family into the show. The show recently introduced family members Mercy Olubunmi (played by Bunmi Mojekwu) and her Nigerian grandmother Grace Olubunmi (played by Ellen Thomas). I remember actress Ellen Thomas when she appeared on The Lenny Henry Show back in the late eighties. Since then she has starred in a multitude of different TV projects over the years, and has managed to bag some pretty big TV roles. Now she is playing a []