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UK NEWS: MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING WHILE READING ALAN SUGAR’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY

December 15, 2010

Via Digital Spy A man in his thirties was reportedly caught masturbating in a library – while reading Alan Sugar’s autobiography. The Sun reports that the unidentified man was observed acting strangely while browsing the business section of Crawley Library last week. Staff saw him choose What You See Is What You Get before he covered his lap with his coat and proceeded to touch himself. Continue Reading…. Hahahahahahahahahaha! I am currently reading Alan’s autobiography and I have no idea what could have […]

UK NEWS: IDRIS ELBA NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE

December 14, 2010

Idris Elba has received a Best Actor Golden Globe nomination for his role in the hit BBC crime drama Luther. In response to the news the actor told USA Today, “I’m flabbergasted and in shock. But at least I’m on set and I can channel that emotion back into my work.” Congratulations Idris.

VIDEO: ACTOR HUGH JACKMAN’S ‘DRAMATIC’ STUNT ON THE OPRAH SHOW ENDS IN DISASTER

December 14, 2010

Actor Hugh Jackman almost lost an eye after a stunt on the Oprah show in Australia went wrong. The Hollywood star decided to make a dramatic entrance by sliding on to the stage from the SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE on a 100m (330ft) zip wire as a crowd of 6,000 looked on. But unfortunately Hugh failed to apply the brakes in time and slammed head first into a lighting rig cutting his cheek and injuring his eye. Watch video footage below.  When […]

UK MUSIC: FEMALE TAKEOVER – GAME OVER REMIX

December 14, 2010

Cherri V, Ruff Diamonds, A Dot, Envy, Lioness, Baby Blue, RoXXXan, Mz Bratt and Lady Leshurr are featured on the remix version of the ‘Game Over’ track which features Tinchy Stryder, Devlin, Prof Green, Example, Chipmunk, Giggs, Tinie Tempah. When I first heard that there were plans to release a remix version of the track featuring just female artists I thought ‘is this really necessary?’. But having just heard the remix I think it sounds pretty good, and they have bags more charisma than Tinchy and co. I am happy to […]

UK NEWS: PIZZA HUT ACCUSED OF RACISM AFTER BLACK FOOTBALLERS WERE ASKED TO PAY IN ADVANCE FOR THEIR MEALS BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY LOOKED

December 13, 2010

I only found out about this incident yesterday so please forgive the lateness of this post. Via The Mirror PIZZA Hut was accused of racism last week after asking a group of black professional footballers to pay in advance for their meals. The demand was made as a table of white youngsters seated nearby were allowed to settle up after eating. Five AFC Bournemouth players were stunned when a duty manager told them to pay up front because of “the way you lot look”. […]

UK NEWS: WILL.IAM OFFERS CHER LLOYD A RECORDING CONTRACT?

December 13, 2010

A “source” has told tabloid rag The Sun that Black Eyed Peas front man Will.iam has offered X-Factor reject Cher Lloyd a recording contract. Will shared the stage with the over-rated Cher on Saturday night’s final of the show, where the pair performed Where Is The Love and I Got A Feeling. Will who is best buddies with the “nation’s sweetheart” /FRAUD Cheryl Cole obviously did this as a favour to her and seems to spend the majority of his time up her bottom.   The man is […]