Super director Steven Spielberg claims the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton shed tears while watching his new film War Horse.

‘I was sitting next to her and all I know is at one point my wife, who was sitting to my right, right in front of my face she passed a Kleenex.

‘I saw the Kleenex go across my face, arrive and stop but I didn’t want to intrude on her experience watching War Horse so I never glanced over.’

Yeah alright Steven don’t get too excited luv. She was probably just removing a stray eye lash.

“but I didn’t want to intrude on her experience watching War Horse so I never glanced over.”

Oh please! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.