Month: December 2011

UK NEWS: FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION SAY LUIS SUAREZ RACE CASE EVIDENCE WAS ‘UNRELIABLE’ AND ‘INCONSISTENT’ IN RELEASED REPORT

December 31, 2011

Several weeks ago the FA (Football Association) announced that footballer Luis Suárez would be banned for eight matches and fined £40,000 for racially abusing Manchester United star Patrick Evra during a match. Today the Football Association released the independent regulatory commission’s 115-page document which details  the case, the conversation the two players had during the match at Anfield on October 15, and explains their decision to fine/suspend Suárez . Read excerpts from the report below. The FA’s case, in short, was as follows. In the goalmouth, […]

MAD NEWS’ FAVOURITE EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF THE YEAR: SOCCER AM (TUBES) MEETS GUITAR HERO SLASH

December 30, 2011

Earlier this year Soccer AM funny man Tubes interviewed former Guns & Roses star Slash. Now for those who  are not so familiar with Tubes or popular  Saturday morning show Soccer AM Tubes always does weird and says funny things while interviewing REALLY famous faces, but Slash failed to see the funny side. This is just so embarrassing and the look on Slash’s bodyguard’s face – PRICELESS!!!! … I heard that afterwards the furious store owner asked the film crew to leave […]

VIDEO: JUMP OFF TV UK (DEBATE) – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST POWER MOVE OF 2011 IN THE UK? / MY THOUGHTS

December 30, 2011

With the UK Urban scene slowly taking over, who is leading the way and making the biggest power moves? The debaters discussed who did it big in 2011. ……. My thoughts on a few of the ‘power movers’ mentioned…. When I first saw Lethal B promoting his ‘DENCH’ T-shirts alongside Arsenal star Emmanuel Frimpong I thought to myself ‘what FOOLISHNESS is this?’.  Then several months  later Emmanuel promoted his ‘DENCH’ T-shirt for all the world to see after a match which is against […]

PASTOR USED HIS PENIS TO ‘EXORCISE EVIL SPIRITS IN WOMEN’

December 29, 2011

Via Ghana To Ghana A self-styled Nigerian pastor, Efe Ese, who claims he specialises in exorcising evil spirits with his penis, has found himself in the grips of the police after stealing from one of his victims. Efe, by his trade, hypnotised women he prophesied to and lured them into believing that they were tormented by evil spirits. He told them he had to have sex with them so he could exorcise all the demons which, he claimed, were responsible for all their […]

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE ‘SPENDING NEW YEARS EVE WITH “NEW LOVE INTEREST” TAIO CRUZ

December 29, 2011

This is right up there as being one of the funniest/suspect “showbiz” stories of 2011. A “source” has disclosed to fading OK Magazine that Cheryl Cole will be spending New Years Eve with rumoured “love interest”  British singer, songwriter and producer Taio Cruz. The source who is really Chezza’s desperate publicist added, “Taio is starting to sort out his New Year’s Eve and if he’s performing, like he did last year, he wants to party with Cheryl. Taio is hoping to lay on a night […]

PIC OF THE DAY: RUSSELL SIMMONS AND ACTRESS GIRLFRIEND TAKE ROMANTIC STROLL ON BEACH

December 28, 2011

Mogul Russell Simmons and his new ‘love’ Australian actress Melissa George take a romantic stroll on a beach in St Barts. Russell has a home on the Caribbean island and being a mega rich American walks around like he owns the place (LOL). Anyway I will always associate Melissa with the Australian soap Home & Away. She starred in the show in the 1990s and played a character called Angel. What do all these young women see in this man?  Russell is […]

UK NEWS: BIG BROTHER WINNER BRIAN BELO QUITS PANTO OVER ‘BULLYING’

December 28, 2011

The Thurrock Gazette reports that 2007 Big Brother winner Brain Belo has quit the pantomime Aladdin. Belo (24) had bagged the role of the genie but later walked out claiming he was being bullied by his co-stars and theatre staff.  His mother Sue said her son had been reduced to tears after his house keys, script and costume were repeatedly hidden in his dressing room. Click HERE to read more… https://twitter.com/#!/chrissyintrigue/status/152017954970664961 https://twitter.com/#!/chrissyintrigue/status/152022161685614592 Why would anybody want to bully Brian?  This is sad if true.

UK MUSIC: SHAKKA – TAKE OUR TIME

December 28, 2011

Check out new singer/songwriter Shakka and his new single Take Our Time. … Good production and nice vocals. I’m impressed. Take Our Time definitely gets the Mad News thumbs up! Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?