Madness! Via The Daily Mirror A man has been fined for assaulting a policewoman with his private parts. Self-employed engineer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood, forcing her to dodge. A court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember the offence. Continue Reading….. This must have been extremely traumatic. I wonder if the policewoman received counselling afterwards…..