UK Antics

UK ANTICS / SBTV COMEDY : KOJO, JAZZIE AND A SQUEEZY – ‘WON’T WIFE’

SBTV recently added a new feature to their growing website dedicated to the world of “URBAN” comedy. Check out the latest entry from Choice FM morning breakfast host/comedian Kojo, Jazzie and A Squeezy. There are some classic lines here… “Picky head girls I won’t wife” “Why your ankles so red and your f**king black” “You don’t look like Halle Berry you look like Ian Wright” “Why’s your weave back to front bitch your on a hype” It is good to see that the current trend of making “fun” []

UK ANTICS: CLUBLIFE UK (FORMALLY CLUBLAND UK) “REALITY” SHOW – “BANNED” ANN SUMMERS PARTY CLIP

Last year it was announced that a new UK reality TV show was “coming soon” to our television screens. It is now almost March 2013 and there is still no sign of the recently renamed”reality show” CLUK (Clublife UK). The show formally known as Clubland UK had to change its title because a music organisation already owns the rights to the name. Also the official Clubland UK trailer posted on YouTube last year along with the Clubland UK photo shoot trailer have now been removed. But regardless of this set back the team []

UK ANTICS & TOMFOOLERY ABROAD: “MIAMI TO THE BAHAMAS VIP YACHT PARTY…..”.

UK ‘rapper’ Moonlight (soon to be seen in the UK “reality” show Clubland UK click here to watch trailer) along with a friend hire’s a yacht in Miami, invites some “models” onboard and then they all proceed to act like they are starring in a really bad late 1990s/early noughties rap video. I watched this yesterday and could not stop laughing. RIDICULOUS. … I wonder if this “VIP party” actually made it to the Bahamas or did they just sail around in circles? Your thoughts please….

UK ANTICS: LIVE MODEL PHOTOSHOOT @ JUMP OFF 2012 FINALS

Watch out Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss and Jourdan Dunn… … I love the first finalist’s (Salena Lima) answer to the question “What’s your nationality?” Answer:  “I’m born here… Brazil, Jamaica and lived in America for a while”.  Hahahahahahaha. Anyway congratulations to the winner Teisha Matthews.

UK ANTICS: TWEET OF THE DAY – ‘RESPECT TO THE BLACK MEN’…

All you black men that breeded white women in the early 90s I thank you cos you provided me with a bunch of lighties to lust over, respect — Joey Merlino (@Jay_SaidIt) June 9, 2012 Due to him being young, black, male and British I actually doubt that this was tweeted in jest. But it made me laugh. I've been in a relationship with a girl from the 3 major races at some point in my life, race is a calm thing []

UK ANTICS: ADAM DEACON FANS ATTACK NOEL CLARKE OVER KIDULTHOOD (A FILM HE WROTE/CREATED).

Oh dear…more drama within the mad sad bad world of UK entertainment, involving actors and former friends/colleagues Noel Clarke and Adam Deacon. This past weekend the BBC aired the hit UK film Kidulthood which stars and was written by Noel Clarke. Noel is currently in Hollywood filming Star Trek 2 but acknowledged that his pride and joy was on television and tweeted, I'm hearing the film I wrote and created is on in the UK. #Kidulthood — Noel Clarke (@NoelClarke) April 21, 2012 []

UK ANTICS: LETHAL B SELLS “13,000 ‘DENCH’ T-SHIRTS”

Rapper Lethal B claims in the video below to have sold 13,000 of his ‘Dench’ T-Shirts. For those who don’t know what ‘Dench’means then join the club! It’s some random word Lethal came up with one day and shouts out at every given opportunity. … I can understand his excitement but this isn’t normal behaviour. So many young black men in this country end up sectioned/detained under the Mental Health Act. I fear Lethal is heading down that road.