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UK NEWS: TICKET WEBSITE FOR BBC RADIO 1 HACKNEY WEEKENDER MUSIC FESTIVAL CRASHES AND BURNS

Those desperate to get their tickets for the ‘highly anticipated’ Olympic Celebration, The Hackney Weekend 2012 were left angry, frustrated and disappointed this morning after they visited the ‘troubled’ ticket website and encountered the following issues… i have called the ticket line 40 damn times…and not one of the 30 staff has answered me #hackneyweekender — MsChiVious (@I_am_Ms_Chi) March 25, 2012 "30 dedicated phone operators" – Nice to see the BBC still produce great comedy! #hackneyweekender #radio1 #BBC — Jon Williams (@JonWcomedian) []

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE TO SUE NOW MAGAZINE OVER MC HARVEY STORY

It has been reported that Cheryl Cole has set the wheels in motion to sue Now Magazine over a story that claimed she was having a secret love affair with So Solid rapper MC Harvey. The former “nations sweetheart” filed papers at the High Court seeking aggravated damages for libel. For those of you who missed this mess of a story click HERE to read all about it. Also check out MC Harvey’s hilarious interview with Choice FM breakfast show host Max. I still don’t know []

PIC OF THE DAY: PRINCE HARRY AND USAIN BOLT IN JAMAICA

Prince Harry is currently touring the Caribbean ( it’s like we have gone back to the days of the “Old Empire”) to celebrate the Queen’s diamond jubliee. So far Harry has danced with the ‘natives’ in Belize, passed through the Bahamas and is now in Jamaica running alongside Usain Bolt and hoping to persuade Prime Minister Portia Simpson to not replace the Queen as head of state.  Click HERE to view more photographs. Hahahahahaha *rolls eyes* Hahahahahaha. I knew Usain would be dragged out for []

PIC OF THE DAY: RAPPER SHYNE AND P DIDDY “REUNITE” AT PARIS FASHION SHOW

Sean Combs aka P Diddy and former Bad Boy employee rapper Shyne reunited front row at a catwalk show in Paris last night. They haven’t seen each other since Shyne was sentenced to 10 years in prison back in 2001 for his part in the now infamous 1999 New Years Eve club shooting. Many still believe that Combs hung the rapper out to dry. Anyway for those of you wondering about Shyne’s attire and his entire look he converted to Judaism while []

VIDEO: TIM WESTWOOD FREE “RAVE” – CONTESTANTS ENTER DANCE COMPETITION (NO WORDS…..)

Over the weekend Tim “Big Dawg” Westwood hosted a FREE “rave” at the O2 Arena. Photographs of the event were then posted on Facebook and then promptly removed by Westwood because they created such a stir. I have only been able to see a few of the pictures and all I can do is shake my head. What an embarrassing MESS!!! Click HERE to view some of the photographs. Anyway at some point during the evening there was a dance competition.  One of my readers Miss Fonteyne sums this footage []

UK NEWS: ITV NEWS APOLOGISES AFTER REPORTER CALLS BLACK FOOTBALLERS “COLOURED”

I laughed out loud on the train when I read this story this morning.  How did ITV News manage to get this oh so wrong??? What a mess. Via The Telegraph ITV News has apologised after it used the word “coloured” in a report on racism in football. The offensive term was used during a report by ITV News reporter Richard Pallot on the racism in football summit at Downing Street on Wednesday. ITV News apologised shortly after the broadcast on its []

UK NEWS: CROSS-EYED RIOTER AND ARSONIST FROM PECKHAM CAUGHT AFTER POLICE SPOT HIS EYES ON CCTV

I laughed hysterically today when I read this story on the train. You just could not make this up. Via The Daily Mail A cross-eyed arsonist who set fire to a shop that sold pants during the August riots was caught after police spotted his unusual eyes on CCTV. Firebug Andrew Burls, 23, has now admitted in court starting the blaze, which caused nearly £1million in damage and left six people homeless. He is due to be sentenced on February 20. Burls, []

TALK SHOW HOST/COMEDIAN CHELSEA HANDLER DISCUSSES HER BREAK-UP WITH 50 CENT / “I CALLED HIM THE WORST THING YOU COULD SAY TO A BLACK PERSON”

Comedian and talk show host Chelsea Handler recently appeared on the Howard Stern radio show and dished the dirt on her short-lived ‘love affair’ with rapper 50 Cent. The two dated each other last year after meeting on her late night talk show Chelsea Lately. Interview excerpt via Necole Bitchie. On if 50 Cent was the First Black Guy She’s Dated No, I dated black guys in high school and stuff. I’ve always had a little thing for black guys. I really []

TWEET OF THE DAY: NY DAILY NEWS – “JAY-Z WILL INSPIRE MORE BLACK MEN TO STICK AROUND FOR THEIR KIDS”

Jay-Z's anthem to fatherhood will hopefully inspire more black men to stick around for their kids http://t.co/HTZPjj8g #beyonce — New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) January 20, 2012 Oh dear… I wonder how long it will be before an NY Daily News minion removes this tweet. Click HERE to read the ridiculous and arse kissing full article. Hahahaha – *shaking my head*