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UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE VOTED ‘WOMAN OF THE YEAR’ (PURE BS!)

June 9, 2010

 Source Glamour Magazine crowned the “nations sweetheart” / “saint” Cheryl Cole, “Woman Of The Year” at their annual awards ceremony last night (June 8th) in London. Now what EXACTLY has this fraud done to deserve such an accolade??? Can anyone answer that question??? Perhaps Glamour Magazine readers can answer that questions, seeing as they ‘allegedly’ voted for her. What next? An MBE for services to battered nightclub attendants? Glamour Magazine you’re a JOKE! Also this morning, breakfast show GMTV made a point of drumming home the fact that this […]

UK NEWS: FILM CRITIC MARK KERMODE VERSES ‘ACTOR’ DANNY DYER

May 25, 2010

This brought on tears of laughter last night. Those of you familiar with British “actor” (and I use the term loosely) Danny Dyer will like me find this absolutely hilarious. For those of you out there who aren’t so familiar with Danny Dyer, he hails from London, has been acting for YEARS (since he was a child), plays the same character in every film (cockney rogue) and over exaggerates his off-screen persona by over doing it with the East-End ‘wide boy’ swagger and cockney slang/accent. Danny recently threatened […]

UK MUSIC: SHADRACK AND THE MANDEM – GUNS & PORK

April 24, 2010

These guy’s have made my day! This is hilarious. 😀 “I take pics and I never say cheese. I take food and I never say please. I wear Avirex in 90 degrees. Nah swear down fam I’m hot!” ha ha ha. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss? More Shadrack And The Mandem madness!

FORMER BASEBALL STAR SAMMY SOSA ADMITS TO BLEACHING HIS SKIN

November 11, 2009

For those of you living outside of the US, who know nothing about baseball (like myself) and therefore not so familiar with Sammy Sosa he is a former major league baseball star. Click here for more information about Sammy.  I decided to post this story because it’s hilarious, sad and pathetic. Sammy who hails from the Dominican Republic recently turned up to the Latin Grammy Awards ceremony with lighter skin, straight hair and wore coloured contact lenses. He was obviously keen to remove the Afro-Latin from out of his system…. When accused […]

UK EVENT 1ST ‘EVER’ UK MODEL AWARDS SHOW

October 24, 2009

Via Marvin Sparks Do we really need another badly organised bordering on pointless awards show??? UK Model Awards Categories: Best Newcomer Best Portfolio Most improved Best Glamour Model Best Fashion Model Best Lingerie Model Best Model Agency Best Submitted Picture International Model of the Year UK Buffie The Body Most music video features *HUGE SIGH* Check out an hilarious article on this up and coming event over at Marvin Spark Blog Spot

UK NEWS: EX-BNP (RACIST POLITICAL ORGANISATION) MEMBER FINED OVER NAMES LEAK

September 1, 2009

Via BBC News A former member of the British National Party has been fined £200 after admitting publishing the details of some 10,000 party members online. Matthew Single, 37, formerly of Church Lane, Brinsley, Notts, was fined by Nottingham magistrates after admitting disclosing data without consent. The names, addresses, phone numbers and e-mail addresses of some party supporters were leaked in November. Judge John Stobart said the fine was “low” because Single was on benefits. District Judge Stobart also ordered Single to […]

UK NEWS: EUROVISION STAR JADE EWEN BEING COURTED BY USHER AND CHIPMUNK

August 25, 2009

This gave me a good belly laugh today! In fact I’m still laughing! According to The Daily Mirror…. Brit babe Jade Ewen is in hot demand. First R&B star Usher was begging for a date when she was in LA this month. Yesterday, she went out in London with Brit rapper Chipmunk. Below Jade talks to an over eager Manny Norte about her encounter with Usher. Via Jump Off TV Last week Jade was conveniently photographed with the skinny one from boy band JLS […]

MUSIC NEWS: SINGER MARK MORRISON ARRESTED

June 12, 2009

Via Yahoo News Singer Mark Morrison has been arrested on an allegation of assault, according to reports. The former international chart-topper was taken into custody last night in London after an incident involving another man. The news was confirmed in a statement, which reads: “Police were called to the lobby area of Warren House, Beckford Close, London W14 at 21:50 on 10th June 2009 to a report of an assault. Continue Reading….. Does anyone remember the time when “bright” Mark was jailed for sending a […]

UK NEWS: NORWAY WINS THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST, BRITAIN COMES IN AT FIFTH PLACE

May 17, 2009

The cheesy and very camp annual Eurovision Song Contest took place last night in Russia’s capital, Moscow. Norway’s Alexander Rybak won and smashed the record on points awarded during the competition, while Britain’s Jade Ewen came in fifth. Jade’s song It’s My Time was written by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and he played the piano during her performance. I thought her performance was really good (even though she went slightly off key towards the end), and had my fingers crossed, hoping that she would win. The audience […]