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MUSIC WORLD NEWSFLASH: BEYONCE WANTS US TO KNOW… SHE “MAKES LOVE” TO HER HUSBAND

January 17, 2013

Mrs Privacy aka Beyonce Knowles Carter is in a sharing mood folks! In a new interview with GQ the singer who is desperate to sound interesting these days tells the magazine that when she is scared she often listens to  Make Love To Me, by Rick James, before going to make love to her husband rapper  Jay-Z. ‘If I’m scared, be scared, allow  it, release it, move on. I think I need to go listen to ‘Make Love to Me’ and  make love to […]

UK TWITTER ANTICS: USER STARTS CONTROVERSIAL TREND ABOUT BLACK WOMEN…’BUT IT’S ONLY BANTER’

September 17, 2012

Over the weekend a random UK-based man with 152 followers started the Twitter trend  #Why I’m Not Attracted To Black Girls.  At first glance I thought user Mike Skeeva  was of mixed race origin but it turns out he is Caucasian with a deep tan and claims “I’m not racist I like black culture.”. Anyway old Mike clearly forgot just how powerful Twitter is and how fast tweets spread because within minutes thousands picked up on his controversial trend followed by his offensive tweets about black […]

UK PR FIRM HADDON SAYS MAD NEWS JUST AIN’T ‘RELEVANT OR DOWN WITH THE YOUTH’

May 31, 2012

Another day and another Twitter “spat” with a pair of UK media types who just have no sense of humour and take themselves way to seriously. Hahahahahahahahaha. Haddon PR is a popular creative organisation ‘who work with some of the biggest brands, acting talent and music artists from around the world’. Tonight they posted photographs of actor Ashley Walters modelling different designer brands for a photo shoot.  I like Ashley, I have been following his career since the Grange Hill days and he […]

LOL OF THE DAY: WOMAN SAYS ‘THERE IS A DOWNSIDE TO LOOKING THIS PRETTY’

April 3, 2012

Check out this hilarious article posted on The Daily Mail website today. Meet Samantha Brick…. According to delusional Samantha it’s not easy being pretty.  She says, While I’m no Elle Macpherson, I’m tall, slim, blonde and, so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks. Continue Reading and view more photographs of this “gorgeous” […]

UK MUSIC NEWS: SHARDINAY RELEASES ‘OH BOY’ MERCHANDISE

November 28, 2010

Earlier this year Shardinay set the UK scene “alight” with her debut single Oh Boy. Now the “singer” hopes to extend her 15 minutes of fame by releasing Oh Boy merchandise courtesy of Vista Print. Christmas is just around the corner folks! So if you’re desperate for a Christmas present to give away click HERE to purchase.

UK NEWS: X-FACTOR ‘WILD CARD’ TREYC COHEN HAS MANAGEMENT DEAL

October 10, 2010

Oh dear more scandal over at FIX-Factor What a complete and utter farce.  It’s hilarious. Via The News Of The World CRISIS-hit X Factor is today plunged into a fresh scandal – wildcard Treyc Cohen has a secret management deal and has already released a single, we can reveal. It means the comeback singer – who mentor Cheryl Cole last night brought back as her fourth girl – has breached strict competition rules and shouldn’t be in the live finals. Continue Reading…. […]

WARNER BROS SUES OVER ‘HARRY POTTER’ CONDOMS

August 19, 2010

Via Digital Spy The makers of the Harry Potter movies are reportedly suing a Swiss prophylactic company over its ‘Harry Popper’ branded condoms. According to newspaper Bote, Warner Bros is taking legal action against the company, claiming that they are breaching copyright. The package artwork for the ‘Harry Popper’ brand shows a purple, glasses-wearing condom twirling a wand with its tongue extended. Continue Reading…. I’m sorry but… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! […]

UK MUSIC NEWS: MOBO INTERVIEWS FOUNDER KANYA KING AND LEONA LEWIS

June 24, 2010

The MOBO (Music Of Black Origin) Awards will soon be upon us (yippee!) and this year the ceremony will take place in Liverpool on the 20th October. Will the ‘safe’ Sean Paul take home the Best Reggae Artist Award AGAIN???  Will Justin Bieber win the Best International Male Artist award??? Will LADY GAGA win the Best International Female Artist award??? ( Note: she was nominated last year) Or will they just hand those awards over to the usual suspects… brand Beyonce and Lucifer?  Anyway, Mobo founder Kanya King was recently interviewed with singer Leona Lewis, and  is behaving like she popped a few happy pills beforehand (seriously […]

UK MUSIC: CARAMEL – ‘NO CHICKEN’

June 10, 2010

Hailing from South London Comedians  KG & Marston who brought us Shadrack & The Mandem, are back with hilarious new creation Caramel. Caramel, London’s R&B duo. Faison, and Dajuan. London’s best R&B group, who have sold over 2 million records, worldwide. Music produced by Tripleseven Music. Lemonade Money Records. Finally some current British comedians who are genuinely funny! [Thanks Karlito]

GLAMOUR MAGAZINE AWARDS 2010 – THE WINNERS LIST

June 9, 2010

Last night (June 8th) Glamour Magazine held their pointless awards ceremony in London, and I thought I would share the hilarious winners list with you all. *Note: Glamour editorial staff claim that their readers voted for the winners below*. Via Punchbowl Blog 2010 Glamour Awards! Radio Personality of the Year – Fearne Cotton  – They cannot be serious. UK TV Actress of the Year – Billie Piper – Glamour staff members obviously don’t watch good television. Accessory Designer of the Year – Emma Hill – Never heard of […]