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UK NEWS: NORWAY WINS THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST, BRITAIN COMES IN AT FIFTH PLACE

The cheesy and very camp annual Eurovision Song Contest took place last night in Russia’s capital, Moscow. Norway’s Alexander Rybak won and smashed the record on points awarded during the competition, while Britain’s Jade Ewen came in fifth. Jade’s song It’s My Time was written by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and he played the piano during her performance. I thought her performance was really good (even though she went slightly off key towards the end), and had my fingers crossed, hoping that she would win. The audience []

VIDEO: PHARRELL WILLIAMS ACTS THE FOOL IN MCDONALDS

Oh the shame…. On a connecting flight home from Malaysia, Pharrell and crew land in Paris at 6am. In this clip the super producer is desperate for a Big Mac and begs staff to open the restaurant early. I have to to hand it to Pharrell that was funny and I also give him credit for not using that tried and tested line “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???”

UK ARTIST: TAIO CRUZ – WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH THE BLACK WOMAN?

UK singing sensation Taio Cruz is a very talented vocalist, song writer and musician. He is definitely doing his thing here in the UK and overseas. I respect the man’s hustle. However I would like to ask Taio one question. What have you got against black women? Taio has released a succession of music videos over the past three years and has NEVER cast a black actress/model to play his love interest. Not even the light skin sistah’s with light eyes and hair down to the centre of their backs get a look in. Is this []

MAN CHARGED WITH BATTERY AFTER BREAKING WIND TOWARDS A POLICE OFFICER

Can a police officer really be this pathetic? LMAO!!! SMH…… Via The London Paper A man has been charged with battery against a police officer after breaking wind and fanning it toward a patrolman. According to the police file Jose Cruz, 34, of West Virginia, moved toward Patrolman TE Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly” which was “insulting” to Parsons. TE Parson’s you are one sad man! LMAO!!!!