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NIGERIAN MAN WANTS TO MARRY HIS PILLOW

A stuttering Nigerian man, who says he can’t find a girlfriend, has announced that he plans to marry his pillow instead. Okeke Ikechuku told the Daily Metro that his stammer makes it difficult for him to speak to girls who laugh at him whenever he talks, Ananova reports.  But, the 26-year-old from Lagos admits that he has needs and wants a companion to sleep with. So, Ikechuku says he will marry his pillow because he has been sleeping with it since he was 16 []

UK NEWS: EXTRA-LARGE CONDOMS TO GO ON SALE AT TESCOS

Supermarket chain Tescos have announced that they will now stock extra large Durex Condoms, which will cater to the well endowed man. The new extra-large condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the average and will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow. Average condoms are 205mm (8in) in length – with the new range clocking in at 215mm (8.5in). The condoms will cost £9.53 for a packet of 12 and will be sold exclusively at 400 []

IT’S A BOY!

Jennifer Hudson with fiancee David Otunga Singer/actress Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. David Daniel Otunga Jr weighed in at seven pounds, fourteen ounces. Congratulations!

UK MUSIC: BASHY FT H-BOOGIE – ‘YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

When I first heard this track on the comedy extravaganza that is Kojo’s Comedy Fun House, I didn’t think much of it. The live performance sounded chaotic. But ‘Your Wish Is My Command’ isn’t actually that bad. As for the video, well it reminds me of Snoop’s video for ‘Sexual Eruption’. Only Snoop could pull off a video of this nature. He has charisma something Bashy lacks at this point in time. And for those who don’t know H-Boogie is singer/rapper Estelle’s []

JAY-Z SET TO APPEAR ON OPRAH

According to Elliott Wilson over at RapRadar.com, the “mighty HOV” will appear on the mighty O’s talk show. As I type Jay is taking Oprah on a tour of Marcy Housing Projects, the place where in grew up in Brooklyn New York. I’m sorry I missed that day trip in the hood. Source A sickly looking Kevin Liles (Warner Music Executive), Jay and Oprah.

UK MUSIC: BEVERLEY KNIGHT – ‘BEAUTIFUL NIGHT’

UK songstress Beverley Knight is back with the new single ‘Beautiful Night’, which will be available to purchase on the 7th September. The track is taken from Knight’s forthcoming album ‘100%’ which is set to drop on the 14th September. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

UK ARTIST: JADE EWEN – ‘MY MAN’

This is former Eurovision contestant Jade Ewen’s debut single ‘My Man’. ‘My Man’ sounds suspiciously familiar, but it’s an OK uptempo mainstream track and should do well. I wish Jade the best of luck with it. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?