January 28, 2010
I am having a hard time believing this story! Via The Mail Online A woman told today how she was tricked into a bigamous marriage by a serial fraudster. Julie Stead, 28, thought her new boyfriend was a ‘loving and caring’ BT worker and after moving in with him she eagerly accepted an invitation to spend a two-week holiday with his family in his West African homeland. Shortly after their arrival she was given elegant cream and white clothes by boyfriend Ahmed Jobe’s […]
January 26, 2010
The judicial system in this country is just one big JOKE! Via The Mail Online A boy of 13 who overpowered a woman then raped her in front of his two friends will spend just three years locked away for his horrific crimes. Balal Khan – thought to be one of the youngest convicted rapists in Britain – targeted the 20-year-old as she walked home. He subjected her to a severe beating then screamed at her ‘Do what I say or I’ll kill you’, […]
January 25, 2010
Singer Javine Hylton is hoping to make a ‘come back’ by appearing on the popular Channel 4 cooking show Celebrity Come Dine With Me, and also plans to release a new single. The singer’s rep disclosed to Overground Online , ‘Javine’s feeling really positive about 2010. ‘She’ll soon begin work on a music project with a well known producer, and is releasing brand new material later this year.’ I wonder who the “well known producer” is? Could it be Pharrell? Dr Dre? Just Blaze? Rodney Jerkins??? The […]
January 21, 2010
Music mogul Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is in the process of organising a charity single to help raise funds for the Haiti Earthquake Appeal. He disclosed, We made the decision today. We had a request from the prime minister and The Sun newspaper, ‘Would we put a record together?’ So we haven’t got a lot of time but we are going to do something and attempt to raise as much money as possible. The “nations sweetheart”, convicted batterer of toilet attendents and ‘alleged’ racist Cheryl […]
January 18, 2010
Last month he was performing live each week in front of MILLIONS on the biggest show in Britain, The X-Factor. Now he is going to be performing live at Butlins family holiday camp…. Via Get Reading Butlins have announced that for the first time at a UK holiday centre stars of both X-Factor and Britain’s Got Talent will be appearing in the same live shows at the three beachside resorts, Bognor Regis, Minehead and Skegness. Many of the stars are from the most recent shows […]
January 16, 2010
Delusional shopworker Sasha Gordon is currently having a tough time of it, because she believes she looks like singer Leona Lewis and says “It’s ruining me”. A “distressed” Sasha has now decided to tell her story to The Mail Online. Via The Mail Online When Leona Lewis won the X Factor, it meant that life would never be the same again. Not just for her, but for Sasha Gordon too. Sasha, who bears a remarkable resemblance to the chart-topping star, finds herself mobbed and pestered for autographs whenever […]
January 15, 2010
Via Gigwise Charity Beatbullying have confirmed to the BBC that they will no longer be working with N-Dubz star Dappy after he sent a death threat text message to a Radio 1 listener. Dappy became involved with the government backed campaign, Beatbullying, in 2009 and even made a speech protesting against cyber bullying. N-Dubz themselves even wrote the song called ‘R U Cyber Safe?’ for the cause. Yet despite this, he still took the time to send a death threat to a […]
January 15, 2010
UPDATE: Mad News originally reported that Junior Deslandes had also succumbed to his injuries. However I have now been informed (via a flurry of angry emails) that younger brother James has posted on his Facebook page that Junior is thankfully still with us. I should have followed my initial instincts, waited for the family to release an official statement and ignored the words of sources, along with the statement that was later forwarded to me via email and to other recipients that claimed he had passed away. I therefore apologise for the distress the original post may of […]
January 15, 2010
UK group N-Dubz appeared on the Chris Moyles early morning breakfast show on Tuesday and asked listeners to text their views on their latest single Playing With Fire. One listener (Chloe) was honest with the group and said she didn’t like the track. But group member Dappy took exception to Cleo’s honesty and being the “bad man” that he is called her after the show…. Via The Mail Online The BBC was last night facing a fresh obscene phone scandal after a Radio 1 listener was subjected to a […]
January 12, 2010
Who is this man??? His single apparently went to number 1 in the UK chart. When did that happen??? Have I heard the single? I must have been in a coma. Anyway another idiot brainswashed in to jumping on to the Chezza Cole bandwagon. Via Digital Spy Iyaz has revealed that he is eager to help Cheryl Cole crack the US market. The 22-year-old, who reached number two in the US with debut single ‘Replay’, admitted that he has heard positive feedback about the Girls Aloud star. […]
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