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“JOKE” OF THE DAY: COMEDIAN CHELSEA HANDLER GOING ON AFRICAN SAFARI “TO SEE WHERE ALL RAPPERS COME FROM”

“I’m going on an African safari simply because I want to see where all rappers come from”. I tuned in to popular E! talk show Chelsea Lately last night and the show’s host the popular Chelsea Handler opened with the “joke” above. So what are you saying Chelsea? Black rappers all started life running around a wildlife park in Botswana before they crossed the ‘middle passage’ to the Americas? Chelsea who dated rapper Curtis Jackson aka 50 Cent for a brief spell []

RACE ROW: COUNCILLOR TELLS FOOTBALLER MARIO BALOTELLI TO ‘GO AND WORK IN THE FIELDS’

The sly shots, the prodding and the blatant racism just keeps on coming folks! First its scum bag football supporters at Euro 2012 making monkey chants and throwing bananas on the pitch, and now its some dumb right wing politician attempting to bait footballer Mario Balotelli. They really want to see this man completely lose it. Via The Daily Mail An Italian regional councillor has sparked a race row after he posted on his Facebook page a picture of footballer Mario Balotelli working in fields as an immigrant worker. Paolo Ciani, 51, of []

ADIDAS SET TO RELEASE NEW “SLAVEWEAR” TRAINERS IN AUGUST

Mad News reader Nemat brought these ridiculous new trainers to my attention a week ago but I just kept thinking this has to be a hoax. No way would sports giant Adidas release this cheap, tacky, ugly and some will say controversial shoe. Boy was I wrong. The Adidas JS Roundhouse Mids will be available to buy in August which has caused outrage. Some have likened the orange “bracelets” to the shackles worn by black slaves in 19th Century America and have branded them “slavewear”. All I can []

RODNEY KING DIES AT AGE 47

TMZ reports that Rodney King has died at the age of 47. Rodney King came to the world’s attention when his brutal beating at the hands of the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) in 1991 was secretly filmed and the officers involved were later charged. However they were all acquitted in 1992 which sparked Los Angeles riots. Sources disclosed to the website that King’s fiancée found him dead at the bottom of a swimming pool and  was pronounced dead at 6:11 AM. []

MUSIC’S BIGGEST STARS SET TO PERFORM AT CARIBBEAN FASHION WEEK

The Jamaica Observer reports that singer Brian McKnight, UK’s Estelle and Reggae star Sean Paul are all expected to perform at this year’s Caribbean Fashion Week which starts tonight in Kingston, Jamaica. I personally look forward to hearing Brian sing the soon to be classic  ‘Let Me Show You How Your P*ssy Works’.

RUSSELL SIMMONS DEFENDS GWYNETH PALTROW’S N-WORD TWEET

Several days ago actress Gwyneth Paltrow attended Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch The Throne show in Paris alongside her new bestie Beyonce and tweeted “n**gas in Paris for real” and then underneath the tweet posted a picture of Jay and Kanye on stage. Well as you can imagine there was OUTRAGE and many didn’t take to kindly to Gwyneth tweeting the word “nigga”.  In response to the backlash Gwyneth later tweeted “Hold up. It’s the title of the song!” The unfortunate song []

ROC-A-FELLA RECORDS CO-FOUNDER KAREEM ‘BIGGS’ BURKE SENTENCED TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON

Kareem ‘Biggs’ Burke who co-founded Roc-A-Fella Records alongside Jay-Z and Damon Dash has been sentenced to five years in prison for conspiring to traffic more than 100 kilos of marijuana. The NY Daily News reports that the once mighty Burke was snared in a federal drug sting called “Operation Green Venom,” which targeted a trafficking ring that controlled most of the wholesale marijuana market in New York City.Burke told Manhattan Federal Court Judge Loretta Swain that she would never see him again []

TWEET OF THE DAY: GWYNETH PALTROW WATCHES THE THRONE

The actress and wife of Cold Play front man Chris Martin, and best friend to megastars Jay-Z and Beyonce, sat alongside producer The Dream, Beyonce and Kelly Rowland during Jay and Kanye West’s ‘Watch The Throne’ show in Paris several night’s ago and tweeted the following, Ni**as in paris for real @mrteriusnash (the dream) tyty, beehigh http://t.co/WL7TIDpG — Gwyneth Paltrow (@GwynethPaltrow) June 1, 2012 During the show Jay and Kanye performed their hit Niggas In Paris a “record” eleven times. You gotta []

FACEBOOK SHARES FALL WITHIN DAYS OF FLOTATION LAUNCH / INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY

On Friday there was much fanfare over at Facebook headquarters after it’s founder Mark Zuckerberg (28) launched the flotation of his company on the US stock market. I admit I was looking for ways to buy shares in the company. I didn’t know how I was going to do it or where I was going to buy them from but I just wanted some shares (lol). However the excitement came to an abrupt halt on Tuesday after it was announced that the []

HIT US FILM ‘THINK LIKE A MAN’ BANNED IN FRANCE DUE TO PREDOMINANTLY BLACK CAST

US hit film Think Like A Man (based on Steve Harvey’s bestselling book) has apparently been banned in France because of it’s “lack of diversity”. So in other words they refuse to screen the film there because the cast is predominantly black and that is a BIG FAT no no in France. Fabienne Fessell of Global Voices writes, “Surprising as it may be, the answer lies in the fact that the film has an all-black cast. French cinema is often pointed at for not fairly displaying all components of the country’s multiethnic population. Although []