Mad man David Truscott A pervert who got sexual thrills from manure has been jailed after he was caught pleasuring himself – in a muck spreader. Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in the manure. He was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the manure for “sexual reasons”, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard. Continue Reading…… SICK!!!!!! This man needs Jesus!
Lord help us…. Via Yahoo News Nigeria’s anti-drugs agency has arrested a 114-year-old Nigerian man after discovering 100 bags of cannabis behind his house in southwest Ogun state, a senior official said Saturday. NDLEA Ogun state director Chinyere Obijuru said Sulaimon Adebayo who denied ownership of the illicit drug was arrested early in the week at Odeda following a tip-off. “Imagine what could have happened if this drug had not been seized. Imagine the lives that would have been destroyed by […]
Can a police officer really be this pathetic? LMAO!!! SMH…… Via The London Paper A man has been charged with battery against a police officer after breaking wind and fanning it toward a patrolman. According to the police file Jose Cruz, 34, of West Virginia, moved toward Patrolman TE Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly” which was “insulting” to Parsons. TE Parson’s you are one sad man! LMAO!!!!
Spotted @ Freddyo From the looks of things somebody’s in the process of receiving hormone treatment… I think he has a pretty face.
Internet users will be able to choose their favourite nun from photographs. An Italian priest says he is organising the world’s first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour. Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September. “Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God,” he told Italy’s Corriere della Sera newspaper. He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, […]
Mr Bello Abubakar Nigeria’s Islamic authority has told the man who has 86 wives to choose only four and repent within three days or else he will be sentenced to death. The Jamatu Nasril Islam (JNI) passed their verdict on Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, according to Sharia law. This comes two weeks after the Nigerian press and the BBC reported on the case. Talking to the media then, Mr Abubakar challenged Muslim scholars, saying there is no punishment stated in the Koran […]
A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing – even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own […]
I’ve been tagged by Sickamore to share 7 details about myself. Then I have to tag 7 other bloggers to do the same thing. You’ve been tagged – Amy Lola, E-Spot, Nikki Maria, Miss Info, Rhymes With Snitch, Pitlanta, ATL Report Rules: Simply link to the person who has tagged you, share seven weird things about yourself, tag seven other bloggers to do the same and include a link to their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged and finally post […]
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