Alexandra Burke has been promoting her new range of watches on Argos TV on the run up to Christmas. According to The Metro newspaper the singer’s “sales pitch” just before midnight was, Christmas is a good time to have a watch cos you can look at the watch and know it’s Christmas. *Buries head in hands* The watches are priced up to £39.99 I wish Alexandra the best of luck with this venture.
When will these silly young women learn? Dating and protecting your scum bag lover and his crew never ends well. Via The Evening Standard A model has been jailed for five years for hiding a Mac 10 sub-machinegun used in an unsolved murder in a baby’s nightdress. The Mac 10 “spray and pray” weapon was used to shoot dead 24-year-old Larry Malone, as he sat on the sofa at his aunt’s home in West Norwood. Mr Malone was hit seven times in […]
X-Factor 2010 finalist Cher Lloyd has teamed up with Mic Righteous, Dot Rotten and Ghetts on her new single Dub On The Track. I remember watching annoying Miss Lloyd on the X-factor and saying that as soon as the show was over her label would look to team her up with a “TEAM UK” act and look folks they managed to find three artists willing to collaborate with her. All I can do is laugh. I just hope Dot, Righteous and Ghetts each received enough money to buy a car and to pay […]
Jump Off TV personality DJ Snips revealed via twitter today that he had been told by Whisky Mist club management that if he wanted to host an event at the popular night spot that ‘black people were not welcome‘. Angry Snips then went on to tweet Understand when u rave in the west in a club that plays hip hop but there are less that 10% black folk in there that it's not coincidence — Snips / Livin Proof (@snipstweets) December 13, 2011 […]
Hahahahahahahaha! This is just ridiculous. WARNING: Extreme profanity. Do not press play if easily offended.
… Is a third installment necessary???
Current rap music is not real, the music’s made by somebody else and these guys are rapping about a car or a girl. I didn’t hear any self-deprecating English humour in there. I think irony is dead as far as that goes. These guys are just trying to make money. UK hip hop artists would sell their mama for a Rolex. It’s all crap. I’m talking about Tinie Tempah, Lethal Bizzle. Dizzee Rascal, when I first heard his song, I thought there […]
After surpassing half a million views online, black British sitcom Meet The Adebanjos will now air on Sky this Christmas. New episodes of the series have been picked up by VOX Africa TV (Sky 218) and will air on Fridays at 8.30pm. Fans of the show are set to be in for a real treat with a Christmas and New Year double episode special. Executive producer Debra Odutuyo says of the show’s success, “The response has been amazing. People can’t get enough of […]
The Evening Standard reports that HRH Queen Elizabeth II is having difficulty finding a senior gardener to tend to her lawns. In October the post of “senior gardener” was advertised on the royal household website. The £15,750 job failed to attract a successful applicant so has been re-advertised, with a higher salary of £17,000 – an increase of 7.9 per cent. Soooooo…. if you are currently out of work during these difficult times, green fingered and love the outdoors then CLICK HERE […]
Poor Lindsay Lohan.. is this what it’s come to??? The woman staring back at me doesn’t even look like Lindsay. The once A-List actress was apparently paid $1million but I actually think she was paid a lot less. Agreeing to pose naked for tacky Playboy these days ( along with appearing in a “structured reality” show) is a last ditch attempt to raise ones profile and to pay the bills/mortgage. This is just sad.
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