UK ‘MUSIC’ – SHARDINAY – OH BOY

I am shaking with laughter right now.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Shardinay…. kneel so we can pray.. for a vocal coach!

The dancing…. the clothes…. I can’t…….

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*Wiping the tears from my eyes*

“Pack all your bags pack all your Tampax” is that what she’s singing?

And the woman sitting next to Shardinay in the car at the beginning.. err did she spend the night under a sun bed?

Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss???

[Thanks Vex]

24 replies »

  1. Janice, come come now….why are you even giving people the option to call this crap a hit?

    It’s pure RUBBISH.

    I was O_O throughout. Dire is not even the word.

    Were they dancing in a Tesco car park round Thornton Heath sides?

  2. Hahaha, still at a loss of what to say. LMAO – it DOES look like the Tesco car park in Heath!! I was just looking at her Facebook page ..she’s taking the piss – has to be. She’s getting people talking though!

  3. HAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA….I CAN’T BREATHE..I JUST CAN’T
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  4. I saw people talking about this ‘Shardinay’ character over the last couple days, but chose to ignore until KG & Marston starting hyping it!

    I had to apologise to my iPhone for subjecting it to such NONSENSE! i was actually waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and say ‘You’ve been punked’.

    Surely her friends and family could of pulled her to the side and said, ‘cuz, this ain’t gonna work ya nuh’ LMAO!!!

    I actually hope she has more material, it’s good to laugh!

  5. Shardinay Official :Join Shardinays Official Fan Page now… Check out photo’s of Shardinay at The Mobo Awards 2009 with Jermaine Jackson, Dappy from N-Dubz, Chipmunk and more.

    We’ve seen the pics. The dress, shoes and weave…ALL dire. MOBO awards are nothing to get all happy about either, especially from last year. If that’s the last event you have pics from, trust me when I say there is NO POSITIVE HYPE about you at the moment.

    You’re gonna be hella busy going round to every blog and twitter page hyping yourself up. I even caught on your Twitter feed last night (which I RT) you posting a link to get hundreds more followers. We are bloggers with more followers than you, and we ain’t even on a bloggin ‘hype ting’ Aside from spambots and friends n fam how many of your real fans out of them are following you?

    Come by my blog in the next few days and hype yourself up some more. In you and Orie’s honour I’m starting a regular spot called ‘Music Murderation’ which focuses on urban acts [can’t call you an artist] murdering music and us in the process.

    Fans in Nandos ya know…that’s not something you want to be bragging about luv. When you’re signing autographs dining in Nobu then you maybe able to say something. Maybe….

    Keep this up and the internet rinsing is gonna continue hard. In the words of Janice “I’m sure you’re a lovely girl….” but you’re simply delusional.

    Other people can be nice. I can’t. It’s just crap.

    Put away the Law of Attraction books, cause by the power of Jesus himself a number 1 multi-million pound career will not be happening.

    TRUST!

  6. What makes them think that anyone on this page will want to join the Facebook fan page? Did they not read post or the comments?

  7. ‘MY GIRLS TELL ME THAT YOUR BANGING TASHA SUSIE!!!’ LOL LOL….WHEN EVER U FEEL SHIT, JUST LISTEN TO THIS TRACK! IT WILL DEFO PUT A SMILE BACK ON YA FACE! LOL

  8. She’s just tring to make it. She’s attractive, dedicated and putting out a single. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. A few more videos and she could be making hits!!!! Appreciate ppl.

  9. Oh nooooo man! Not another ‘Orie’ type Artist. Shardinay, you’re whack!! LOL. You know Thornton Heath Car park was the first thing that entered my head when I saw the dancing scene!

    Is it bad that I actually like the beat? Aaah well, Shardinay you need to surround yourself with people who will tell you the brutal truth, which is, you sound awful.

    Orie still holds the title though.

    5,4,3,2,1, I’m out.

  10. Woooow…. Boy oh boy I understand why everyones talking about this worldwide joke artist now. As my friend said, her family need a beating, friends need a beatin, dancers, the rapper, the producer, director, sound engineer they all need a beating for allow her to humiliate herself. Her kids must be so embarrased. The only person that deserves ratings is the guy she paid for studio time loooooool. Ur more than shit shardinay go and sit down

  11. Lol!! So Cheap!! The girl in the car with her at the beginning looks like she was forced to appear in the video, it looks like she really doesnt want to be there… she looks embarrassed.. I dont blame her!

  12. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this is some joke

  13. i just dnt understand this its just too much… i just wanna know what gwan like who allowed this to happen, i cant breath…………. shes answering an i phone with a Sony ericsson rigntone, her hair,i could swear one of the dancers is pregnant, the girl nexto her in the car looks like someone didn’t like her and locked her up in a sunbed the song sounds like 5 songs mixed in, and SHES WEARING LONSDALE……. i thought shardinay was meant to be sum expensive wine this girl reminds me more of tap water. one word: ABOMINATION

  14. Shardinay… The ghetto’s version of Jedwood lool

    Dispite the very emotionaly bad song, I actually like this girl, after seeing her in the interview with DJ Limelight, she seems like a really nice person and has a good sense of humour… she’ll need it with that kind of music lol

    At least she’s doing what makes her happy loool….
    Keep doing your thing Shardinay….

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