Yahoo! reports that ‘actor’ Danny Dyer’s new film Pimp has bombed at the cinema. According to the website, Pimp only grossed a measly £205.00 during it’s opening weekend, and only 24 people went to see the film. Oh dear… I blame film critic Mark Kermode who totally DESTROYED Danny and the film in his review. Here is a reminder. Too funny….
This brought on tears of laughter last night. Those of you familiar with British “actor” (and I use the term loosely) Danny Dyer will like me find this absolutely hilarious. For those of you out there who aren’t so familiar with Danny Dyer, he hails from London, has been acting for YEARS (since he was a child), plays the same character in every film (cockney rogue) and over exaggerates his off-screen persona by over doing it with the East-End ‘wide boy’ swagger and cockney slang/accent. Danny recently threatened […]
Rio Ferdinand (Top) and Ashley Cole [Thanks Nessa] Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole are producing a London-set gangster movie starring 50 Cent. The Premiership footballers (and now budding movie moguls) will be executive producers on London gangland movie Dead Man Running. 50 Cent will play a vicious loan shark in the film, which also stars Layer Cake’s Tamer Hassan, Brenda Blethyn and Danny Dyer. The movie will focus on an the age old story of an ex-convict trying to go straight. […]
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