madness

GIFT OF THE DAY: THE EDIBLE ANUS

They cannot be serious…… Spotted @ C&D Testimonials “with such a unique gift idea & the great service you’ve shown, you can be sure I will be promoting the chocolate anus the world over!” Ana Matronic – Scissor Sisters ‘They’re fab – I want to get my hands on some more!’ Graham Norton – TV Presenter Click here to visit website There are no words…… LOL!!!!

EMINEM CONFIRMS THAT HE WAS IN ON ‘BRUNO JOKE’

Eminem spoke to website RapRader and confirmed what many had already suspected…. RR: Can you clear up the Bruno stunt at the MTV Awards? Was it staged or planned? Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I’m a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag. RR: Was it executed the way you agreed to, and if not, do you hold MTV or Sacha responsible and []

RICK ROSS EVENT/SHOW INTERRUPTED BY GUNFIRE

The Second Annual Rick Ross Be Out Day was interrupted by gunfire today (August 6), AllHipHop.com has learned. The annual event took place in Carol City Park and offered the local community a day of food, and fun sponsored by Rick Ross himself. The event went off without a hitch, until Ross took the stage and that’s gunfire erupted. “He was giving back to the community when this happened,” a source on the scene told AllHipHop.com in an exclusive statement. “Rick and []

CELEBRITY STYLIST/PUBLICIST MURDERED

Photograph: AP Sadia Morrison, who was a well-known celebrity publicist and stylist to the stars, has died. She was 26 years old.   Morrison, whose client list has included boxer Zab Judah, rappers Kanye West, Plies and 50 Cent, as well as NFL running back Thomas Jones, among others, was allegedly murdered and thrown from the roof of a building in the Bronx section of New York City on Friday, June 13. Friends became worried about Morrison when they hadn’t heard from her. Morrison, []

WOMAN DUBBED THE FEMALE ‘RAMBO’ CAPTURED BY COLOMBIAN FORCES IN WAR ON DRUGS

One of Colombia’s most renowned rebel fighters, and the guerrillas’ senior female commander, has surrendered in yet another victory for the US-backed war policy of Oxford-educated President Alvaro Uribe. Half-starved and wounded Nelly Avila Moreno, better known by her guerrilla alias ‘Karina’, surrendered to the secret police, the DAS, ending one of the legends of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC). A glance at Karina shows why she was known as a female ‘Rambo’ in the FARC. She has lost the []

MAD NEWS STORY OF THE DAY: WOMAN SITS ON BOYFRIEND’S TOILET SEAT FOR 2 YEARS..

Associated Press  NESS CITY, Kan. – Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years, and they’re investigating whether she was mistreated. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she []

UK NEWS: FORMER RACE ADVISOR LEE JASPER FACES ALLEGATIONS OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR IN THE WORK PLACE

  Former race advisor to mayor Ken Livingstone, Lee Jasper, has now been accused of engaging in sexually charged email banter with a married colleague. “Yesterday Mr Jasper, 49, a married father of nine, and Mrs Chouhan denied any impropriety. She said the emails were “banter” and that they had not been sexually involved.” READ I would hate to be in their shoes right now! And don’t they own personal email accounts? Plus if you’re going to send emails back and forth of this nature to a []