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Janice aka Miss Mad News

FOOLISHNESS ALERT/UK TV: THE ONLY WAY IS… URBAN – GOOD LOOKING MALE REQUIRED

A casting company is looking for a “good looking male” to star/act the fool in a new “Urban” “reality” TV show. Experience Required: Musicians Gender Required: Male Expiry Date: Jun 30th 2011 Casting Details: Are you a triple threat? Do you have the looks, swagger and talent?Looking for a male singer or rapper aged 24-28 to star in the UK’s first ever urban reality series. This exciting show will delve into the lives of urban industry talents and hopefuls.If you’re a lover of the []

UK NEWS: X-FACTOR JUDGING PANEL FINALLY CONFIRMED

The judging line up for The X-Factor has finally been confirmed, and judge Louis Walsh will now be joined by Gary Barlow, Kelly Rowland and N-Dubz star Tulisa Contostavlos. Thankfully there is no room for the nation’s biggest fraud/convicted batterer of a night club toilet attendant Cheryl Cole, who was dropped like a brick from the US version of X-Factor last week. Congratulations Gary, Kelly and Tulisa.

UK NEWS: CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST JAMES BROWN APOLOGISES FOR CALLING MEDIA PERSONALITY BEN DOUGLAS A “NIGGER’S BITCH”

Yesterday lost confused soul/theatre owner Ben Douglas told the world (Via The Daily Mail) that a close friend of the model Kate Moss called him a “nigger’s bitch” last Sunday at the prestigious BAFTA Awards.  CLICK HERE to read the full story if you missed it. Ben who goes to great lengths to distance himself from the black community and is quoted as saying “it’s ridiculous for me to be running around in tribal gear and trying to cook over an open fire” []

UK NEWS: ‘MEDIA PERSONALITY’ AND BUSINESSMAN BEN DOUGLAS CALLED THE N-WORD AT BAFTA AWARDS / “I’M FROM SURREY NOT HARLEM”

Self proclaimed “successful businessman” / delusional Ben Douglas who recently appeared on the BBC Big Question show (CLICK HERE TO WATCH SHOW) where he discussed being adopted in to a white family, described himself as an English man, had no interest in embracing his culture, and is quoted as saying “it’s ridiculous for me to be running around in tribal gear and trying to cook over an open fire”, was called a “nigger’s bitch” at the prestigious BAFTA Awards which took place last Sunday in []

VIDEO: BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL ‘DARK GIRLS’ DOCUMENTARY (PREVIEW) / MY THOUGHTS

———————————————————————————————- This makes me so angry. The black community still has some serious issues when it comes to people who have dark skin complexions within the community. It’s 2011. This foolishness has got to stop people! And as for the cretin who says he thinks dark-skinned girls “look funny standing next to me”, he deserves one bitch lick across his stupid face. But it’s this same kind of attitude that’s also prevalent here in the UK. You have dark-skinned men in this []

UK NEWS: SONY AND WARNER MUSIC WORK EXPERIENCE GIRL SET TO EARN 3 MILLION AS HOLLYWOOD TURNS BLOG IN TO FILM

Via London 24 A former work experience girl has landed a $3 million deal for her cult music industry blog to be turned into a movie. Lotte Mullan’s online journal tells of her experiences as a temp and as a struggling singer battling to be successful. The 25-year-old’s frank entries cover rejection, inappropriate touching, awkward sweaty hugs, the perils of social networking and living in damp-ridden bedsits. After attracting the eye of a literary agent, the blog is now going to form []

GIL SCOTT-HERON DIES

The legendary musician and poet Gil Scott-Heron has died at the age of 62. The cause of death is not yet known. Scott-Heron started his career in 1970 which spanned soul, jazz, blues and the spoken word. He was also the first artist to speak out against apartheid in South Africa, and went on to influence a generations of artists, particularly within the Hip Hop genre. …………………………… Rest In Peace Gil Scott-Heron.

VIDEO: ACTOR GIVES GRADUATION COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AND SHAMES HIMSELF (HAHAHA- AWFUL!)

Some of you will recognise actor Richard T. Jones from hit TV sitcom Girlfriends and the Tyler Perry movie Why Did I get Married? Anyway Richard was invited to give a graduation commencement speech at Maryland University College and clearly forgot or just couldn’t be bothered to prepare his speech beforehand. Website Rhymes With Snitch has labeled this the WORST commencement speech ever and Snitch is probably right. Check out below some quotes from his “speech”. “MARTHA Luther King” “One thought, “I []

VIDEO: RACIST TV CHARACTER RETURNS TO SCREENS IN PERU

Via The Voice Online A RACIALLY offensive comedy character is to return to TV screens despite protests. After a brief suspension, popular Peruvian television station, Frecuencia Latina, has brought back controversial comedy character ‘El Negro Mama’ despite being attacked for being a racist caricature of a black man. The channel was pressured to take the character off the airwaves after legal threats from African-Peruvian civil rights campaigning group, Lundu, who rallied to get the character, played by Peruvian comedian, Jorge Benavides, taken []

QUOTE OF THE DAY: COURTNEY LOVE WORRIES FOR LADY GAGA

“She may be doing fine at the moment, but I’m worried about her future. She’s very young, and she’s very talented, but she doesn’t seem to have any female friends. Or any straight guy friends for that matter. “Instead, she surrounds herself with this coterie of gay stylists and advisers who’ve turned her into this weird, sexless Barbie doll. “I was raised by gay guys myself, and I turned out all right in the end. But you know, you can only pull []