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Janice aka Miss Mad News

JUMP OFF TV (UK) DEBATE SHOW – UK RAP CASH KINGS 2012 (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Following on from Forbes’ US Cash Kings 2012 List (Hip-Hop’s Top Earners) the Jump Off UK debate team decided to create their own  UK Rap Cash Kings 2012 list, with hilarious and questionable results. … I bet this debate stirs up some controversy within UK rap circles come tomorrow morning. I can hear it all now.. “Why wasn’t I on the list?”, What does she mean I shouldn’t be on the list?” and “What the f**k? I made more money then MC Harvey”. []

VIDEO: WHERE I’M FROM: JAY-Z BARCLAYS CENTER DOCUMENTARY

Former Marcy Projects waste man Shawn Carter aka Jay-Z treats fans to a behind the scenes look at the creation of his Barclays Center opening shows, which took place earlier this year. For Jay-Z hero worshippers this documentary is probably up there with watching the late great Michael Jackson working behind the scenes preparing for his legendary BAD concerts. But for individuals like myself this documentary is duller than dirty dish water. Same old Jay *yawn*. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvyEGQeHnk&feature=player_embedded

VIDEO: US MAGICIAN BURNED DURING “STUNT” ON DOMINICAN TELEVISION

Via AP A magician from the United States is getting medical treatment and pursuing legal action after the host of a TV show in the Dominican Republic set him on fire in an apparent stunt. Wayne Houchin is out of the hospital but is still being treated for burns on his face, scalp and hands. Houchin tells The Associated Press he is in a lot of pain but recovering. WARNING: FOOTAGE MAY CAUSE DISTRESS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7toAiX0yI9M [Thanks Nonny] What was the host thinking??? []

UK MUSIC: SKEPTA FT MEGAMAN – WE BEGIN THINGS

… “Black chicks, white chicks and the lighties” –  Are “lighties”  now considered a separate race within the black community? Anyway Skepta has done a good job of recapturing the early So Solid vibe, sound and visuals alongside the group’s leader Megaman. So good in fact that at first I thought it was Megaman featuring Skepta. I was a So Solid fan so I really like this track. Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

UK NEWS: PUB LANDLORD TELLS TV CHEF LORRAINE PASCALE ‘ALL NIGGERS SHOULD GO HOME’

During a visit to a country pub popular TV chef Lorraine Pascale was told by the pub landlord that “all niggers should go home”. The presenter of Baking Made Easy tweeted: I don’t know who angers me the most. The racist pub landlord or Lorraine Pascale who after being racially abused still put money in the landlord’s pocket by purchasing his stinking pork scratchings. Why would you still go ahead and purchase the cretin’s goods after that outburst? I would have thrown the pork scratchings down, walked out of []

UK NEWS: SCHOOL APOLOGISES FOR ‘MORALLY REPUGNANT’ SLAVERY LESSON

This is why it is important for parents to teach their children the truth about our history and not to leave it up to teachers who have an agenda. Via The Evening Standard A school was today forced to issue an apology for a history lesson in which  pupils were asked to imagine they were slave traders. The students aged 13 and 14 were shown manacles, a whip, thumb screws and iron brands and asked to come up with a business proposal for how they []

UK PR ANTICS: JLS STARS TAKE ‘GIRLFRIENDS’ TO SEE EROTIC SHOW THEN HEAD TO MAHIKI

Last night the JLS publicity team alerted the paparazzi to inform them that it was group member Oritse’s birthday and that him and the other JLS boys would be out painting the town red with their girlfriends in tow. According to the Daily Mail : JLS and their respective girlfriends decided to  celebrate Oritsé’s 26th bithday with a spot of burlesque at erotic show Crazy Horse before heading off to top London nightspot Mahiki’. I’m sorry but JLS crack me up.  This story and the accompanying photographs below are both just comical for a variety of reasons. CLICK HERE to []