Month: May 2012

LMAO UK NEWS: JERMAIN DEFOE DEMANDS BENTLEY BACK FROM ALEXANDRA BURKE

Just when you think it can’t get anymore ridiculous. Singer Alexandra Burke is busy promoting more new music this week and SURPRISE SURPRISE a tabloid rag releases another “sad” tale involving Alexandra and “former boyfriend” Jermain Defoe. A “source” disclosed to the trashy Daily Star, ‘It’s a sad state of affairs that it has become so acrimonious within a week of them agreeing it was worth trying to make their relationship work. Jermain wants his Bentley back along with other items he []

UK NEWS / VIDEO: FORMER BRIXTON DRUG DEALER AND SMUGGLER LAUNCHES DEBUT BOOK

The Voice reports that former cocaine smuggler Junior James has launched the first of three books about his life. James who has served time for drug smuggling launched his debut book titled Diffrent at the Ritzy Cinema in Brixton (South London). He told the newspaper, “I got the idea for the book during my third spell in jail for cocaine importation. The other inmates were intrigued by my life story of drugs, money, flights and the women. The screws (officers) liked me and the teachers in the jail []

HIT US FILM ‘THINK LIKE A MAN’ BANNED IN FRANCE DUE TO PREDOMINANTLY BLACK CAST

US hit film Think Like A Man (based on Steve Harvey’s bestselling book) has apparently been banned in France because of it’s “lack of diversity”. So in other words they refuse to screen the film there because the cast is predominantly black and that is a BIG FAT no no in France. Fabienne Fessell of Global Voices writes, “Surprising as it may be, the answer lies in the fact that the film has an all-black cast. French cinema is often pointed at for not fairly displaying all components of the country’s multiethnic population. Although []

UK NEWS: PRIME MINISTER DAVID CAMERON BLASTED FOR JOHN TERRY REMARKS

Prime Minister David Cameron found time during the G8 Summit yesterday to tune in to the Champions League final (Chelsea vs Bayern Munich). Before the game started his conversation with German Chancellor Angela Merkel about suspended Chelsea captain John Terry was picked up by microphones. Merkel: “Terry is not there” Cameron: “That’s good”. Merkel:   “Don’t you like him?” Cameron: “He’s said some bad things.” OUTRAGED Labour MP Steve Rotheram, a member of the Commons sport select committee told The Sunday Mirror, “Somebody []

VIDEO: WILL SMITH SLAPS REPORTER AFTER HE TRIES TO KISS HIM

During a tour promoting the new film Men In Black 3 (groan) Will Smith lost his cool in Moscow (Russia) after a male reporter attempted to kiss him on the lips. In the video footage below you can see that Will is VEX but tries hard to style it out by switching back to his usual jovial self but he is still FUMING. … Hahahaha *shaking my head* What was that reporter thinking??? How embarrassing.

BOY LEAVES SCHOOL AFTER PAINTING HIS FACE TO LOOK LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR FOR CLASS PROJECT

Via The Voice A boy, who painted his face black to dress up like Martin Luther King Jr for a class project, was taken out of school after his headteacher said it was offensive. Sean King, a white second grade student at Meridian Ranch Elementary in Colorado Springs, was asked to remove the makeup because it was deemed ‘disrespectful to black people’ The schoolboy, who doesn’t understand how his costume, which also included a dark suit and bushy moustache, could offend anyone, []

UK NEWS/PICS: THE “STARS” COME OUT FOR THE FIFI AWARDS 2012 (LONDON)

Last night the D-list going straight down to the Z-list all attended the Fifi Awards. What an earth are the Fifi Awards I hear you all cry. Well according to their website they are the ‘Oscar’s of the fragrance industry’. Kim Kardashian who is in town with her dead behind the eyes boyfriend Kanye West also attended the shindig. The world’s number 1 parasite and opportunist was nominated for ‘Best New Celebrity Fragrance’ and spent the evening promoting dirty bath water in a fancy bottle but sadly lost out to Justin Bieber. []