LMAO UK NEWS: JERMAIN DEFOE DEMANDS BENTLEY BACK FROM ALEXANDRA BURKE

Alexandra Burke and Jermain Defoe

Just when you think it can’t get anymore ridiculous.

Singer Alexandra Burke is busy promoting more new music this week and SURPRISE SURPRISE a tabloid rag releases another “sad” tale involving Alexandra and “former boyfriend” Jermain Defoe.

A “source” disclosed to the trashy Daily Star,

‘It’s a sad state of affairs that it has become so acrimonious within a week of them agreeing it was worth trying to make their relationship work. Jermain wants his Bentley back along with other items he gave Alex.’

He only showered Burke with gifts because she agreed to give him a second chance following news he had cheated on her with “part-time model” Laura Brown.

‘After the first cheating story, Jermain assured Alex he had learned his lesson and he tried to prove it with gifts, and she adored him so gave him another chance,’ the source revealed to the paper.

‘He didn’t cheat again on Alex after that, but another girl came forward claiming she had also slept with Jermain early on in his relationship with Alex. It seems that although Jermain hadn’t strayed again, Alex couldn’t take hearing about another girl and finished it.’

[Thanks Lorraine]
I would really like to see this Bentley he supposedly bought her.
Hahahahahahahaha – What a joke.
Jermain is currently in Cannes training for Euro 2012.  But I don’t see much training going on here.

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5 replies »

  1. This smells like Max Clifford’s work. You’ve got to be kidding me, is this the next step in evolutionary stupidity? Do they(the tabloids and camp Burke) still think that we are that gullible and dumb not to still see through this whole farcical nonsensical fairy tale that even a 3 year old wouldn’t even fall for?

  2. The white lady in the picture with Jermain Defoe is his publicist not his girlfriend and I am real tiered of hearing about Jermain and Alexandra the two of them just need to move on now with there dumb relationship and there so called problems if she does have his car she needs to hurry up and give it back and he ought to give her back her clothes they need to stop going on long it is so easy to swap each others items back with out it becoming a scene Jermain needs to get back to football and stay out of the papers for who he’s sleeping with and Alexandra needs to get back to what ever it is she does.

  3. ‘and he ought to give her back her clothes’ looooooooool

    Defoe needs to start warming up for england and score them another saver instead of getting himself involved in foolishness with the tabloid rags.

    Keep the bentley and sell it for cash Alex. 🙂

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