Ashleigh and Pudsey the dog
Well its official folks a dog has been crowned the most talented being in Britain.
Pudsey the dancing dog and his owner, trainer and dance partner Ashleigh were tonight crowned the winners of Britain’s Got Talent. They also won £500,00 and will perform in front of the Queen at the seriously DATED Royal Variety Show.
Singing duo Jonathan and Charlotte (favourites to win) came second and both looked a little stunned (Charlotte was a little lost for words) after the realisation that they lost out to a dog gradually began to set in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMQGEWk4ZB0&feature=player_embedded
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Hahahahahaha.
This is a truly hilarious result. Congratulations Pudsey.
Categories: UK News
MAD NEWS UK 
Well at least it wasn’t another Diversity knock-off that won.
This is no different to the Roman empire just before its collapse, people saturating themselves drunk with meaningless entertainment while being demoralised, degraded and robbed at the same time. Meanwhile other desperate folks are breaking their necks trying to appease the gods, god Cowell(JewISH), goddess Dixon, goddess Holden(JewISH) and god Williams.
Folks used to flock to the Roman arenas in an attempt to mentally escape from their continuous cycle of poverty, and the same crud is going down and happening again. Of course, the gods electing a dog as the winner is also a secret snub at the rest of the partakers aswell as the viewers public, if you can figure it out that is.
Half a million quid?! Rah! But does she really win £500k or is it like one of those record company “advances” (i.e. loan)
Only in the West – for the lack of a better word – you won’t see this in Naij. A dog as a snack…Yes. A dog being pampered…Yes. A mutt on the street… Yes. Dogs randomly shagging…Yes. Crufts Nigeria…No.