January 10, 2012
This is just sickening. Via The Evening Standard The Met has been forced to make an extraordinary public apology to a mother wrongly arrested and accused of assaulting an officer as bailiffs attempted to clamp her husband’s car. Detective sergeant Nick Westwood made the “humbling” apology to Alison Richardson in front of scores of her fellow churchgoers over the “upset and distress” caused when she was arrested in 2008. Mrs Richardson was taken into custody by as many as eight officers after […]
January 10, 2012
Super director Steven Spielberg claims the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton shed tears while watching his new film War Horse. ‘I was sitting next to her and all I know is at one point my wife, who was sitting to my right, right in front of my face she passed a Kleenex. ‘I saw the Kleenex go across my face, arrive and stop but I didn’t want to intrude on her experience watching War Horse so I never glanced over.’ Yeah alright […]
January 9, 2012
Well it’s finally happened folks. Mary and Joseph 2012 have finally released an official statement announcing the birth of their first child Blue Ivy. Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful […]
January 9, 2012
When I first saw the words ‘Glory – Jay-Z ft Blue Ivy’ I laughed. I thought it was a joke – a spoof! I was wrong. Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy isn’t even a week old yet and he is already featuring her on his records. A close source to Mad News has just informed me that Jay aka Hov aka J-Hova aka Mr EXTRA has arranged for Blue to produce his next album and Kanye has already been summoned to show her the […]
January 9, 2012
Celebrity Chef Antony Worrall Thompson has issued a statement via his website apologising for shoplifting cheese and wine from Tesco. The chef/TV star said, I am so sorry for all my recent stupid and irresponsible actions; I am of course devastated for my family and friends, whom I’ve let down and will seek the treatment that is clearly needed. I am not the first, and I certainly won’t be the last person to do something without rhyme or reason – what went […]
January 9, 2012
It has been reported that celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson has been arrested on suspicion of stealing cheese and wine from the Henley-on-Thames branch of Tesco. A source disclosed, ‘He was ordering blocks of cheese at the deli counter, taking bottles of wine, then putting some things through the scanner but walking out with the rest.’ According to The Mail Worrall was caught shoplifting five times and has just been cautioned for all five offences. The star’s business is said to be suffering because of the recession. Click HERE to […]
January 8, 2012
The heavens have opened and the world rejoices this Sunday morning at the news that singer Beyonce has given birth to a baby girl apparently named Ivy Blue Carter. Although it has now been reported that the baby’s name is in fact Blue Ivy. But still no official confirmation from the ultra secretive couple. But anyway who knows.. who cares. Congratulations Beyonce and Shawn Carter.
January 8, 2012
Rapper Lil Wayne spent the beginning of the new year watching a boxing match between two strippers and then presented the winner with $1,000. I just shook my head while watching this. Wayne looks and sounds stupid as usual and the event just looks ridiculous.
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