The personal assistant (Celeast) of karaoke ‘singer’ Shardinay has announced today via Twitter that ‘two major management companies’ have approached the vocally challenged “star” with a 250k deal.

Celeast back again with ur updates on Shardinay… Well ur heard the rumors £250k deal… I can confirm this 2 b true… More 2 follow…

2 major management companies have approached us with a £250k deal… We have a lot 2 think about now n big decisions 2 make… More 2 follow

Either Celeast is lying or the head honchos at both management companies have completely lost their minds and have more money than sense.

Also according to Celeast, Shardinay has been offered the chance to perform in Las Vegas…

I can also announce that my recent trip back home to Vegas was a success 4 Shardinay with an offer of a performance at a major hotel

Which major hotel in Vegas wants to book Shardinay???? Enquiring minds would like to know.

INSANE! But if this all turns out to be true then I wish Shardinay the best of luck.

8 replies »

  1. I had to cut it off at 0:47 are you f’n kidding me?! GTFOH she sounds like a cat in heat! O__O her weave is sooooo busted and so is this outfit… I can’t even imagine what they think they are going to do with this girl besides tie her up and put her ass in a basement so she cannot offend any more ears!!!

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  3. LoL!!!! Celeast has got to be Top Gasser right now! It must be so funny to read those tweets. Whats her twiiter page Jan?

    Management companies would not give those type of deals period. Record deal would’ve been more realistic but either way none are believeable.

    Im pretty sure the management company would ask her to pay that amount.

  4. thanks Jan!
    Im laughing already, She reminds me of a short series that came on called La La Land, it was soo funny.

  5. Unless she morphs into a teenage american white boy called Justin Bieber that management deal is a myth! But very funny none the less!

  6. I finally pressed play. **Okay, against my better judgement, I’ve been finally pressing play today, what is wrong with me? Hopefully I won’t press play on Idris…**
    Anyhoo, I had to pause on the 17s mark cause I’ve been laughing like crazy. **Presses play** **pauses on 23s** “you’s a faker, faker” MWAHAHAHA. Err…what’s with the break down on 46s? I’m running out of breath. Did they get a permit to film at the car park? Kinda feel sorry for the dancers. Oddly enough, the video could have been a whole lot worse.
    Wow. that was a good laugh, this is a certified chestbuster!

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