The designers have made swimming trunks specially for the singer, 29, who has buffed up to look good in Australia.
An I’m A Celeb source revealed: “Simon’s thrilled. They’re a perfect fit and very flattering.”
Yeah and I bet his trunks fit extra tight. I see where they are going with this….
They want some male eye candy running around the “jungle”, and if he happens to be dark chocolate, with an athletic physique, a seemingly large penis, and can swing from trees, then what you have here is TV gold!
Before long certain sections of the media will pen articles, that will focus solely on the huge bulge sticking out of Simon’s trunks.
Let the fascination with the size of the black man’s manhood begin!
Does anyone remember back in the day, when the British media had an unhealthy obsession with the size of British ex-sprinter Linford Christie’s manhood after he started wearing spandex/lycra shorts? And then they later went on to coin the phrase “Linford’s lunchbox”.
Remember the stupid jokes and stupid innuendos?
Remember when boxer Frank Bruno encouraged the foolishness and constantly referred to his own manhood as being a “Black & Deckker”? LOL SMH!
Anyway is this news supposed to entice us in to tuning in this Sunday?
Forget it! I will be watching a new episode of Law & Order (Special Victims Unit) on the Hallmark Channel.
But for those who do plan on tuning in……
‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’ Sunday 9pm, ITV 1
Categories: UK TV